The Laptop Lifter

The brasserie, pub or cafe
Wherever you be, he'll go
A maniac, don't turn your back
He'll have yer Mac Book Pro

See me on CCTV
On the prowl for your PC
A tablet taking tragedy
But I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care

He's the laptop lifter
Watch yer iPad disappear
Hide your laptop
Laptop lifter's here

Don't leave yer chair,
Ya better beware
He's gonna be there each day
Computer crook,
Now what's he took?
The minute you look away

Sony, Toshiba or Dell
I'll even pinch yer Packard Bell
He'll nick yer notebook
That as well
Coz I don't care
Coz I don't care
Coz I don't care
Coz I don't care
Coz I don't care

He's the laptop lifter
Watch yer iPad disappear
Hide your laptop
Laptop lifter's here

He's the laptop lifter
(Addicted, he should be doin' time)
He's the laptop lifter
(He's always led a thieving life o' crime)
He's the laptop lifter
(He can't stop so don't think twice)
He's the laptop lifter
(To leave your laptop or digital device)

He's the laptop lifter
Watch yer iPad disappear
Hide your laptop
Laptop lifter's here

He's the laptop lifter
Watch yer iPad disappear
Hide your laptop
Laptop lifter's here

He's the laptop lifter
Watch yer iPad disappear
Hide your laptop
Laptop lifter's here