Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas (mit Dolemite, Atban Klann, Buckwheat & Menajahtwa)

[00:01.23] Come on over, honey
[00:01.85] And give your uncle Dolemite a kiss
[00:05.87] Well, what you want, baby?
[00:06.96] Would you tell me a story?
[00:09.20] You want me to tell you a story?
[00:11.98] Hell yeah!
[00:13.13] Me too!
[00:13.97] Yes honey, I'mma tell you a story
[00:16.90] About the badass Eazy-E
[00:19.78] He was drinking whisky and gin at the age of three
[00:23.59] Listen and listen well
[00:25.02] He's a bad motherfu-
[00:26.87] Gimmie that god damn book!
[00:29.61] Here, let me read you this one
[00:31.15] Christmas in Compton
[00:33.35] It was a silent night, yes, a holy night
[00:37.45] Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa motherfuckin' Wright?
[00:43.48] Deck the halls with balls of holly
[00:46.17] Fa la la la la la la la la
[00:48.54] Tis the season to be jolly...
[00:49.88] Merry Chrismas, motherfucker!
[00:52.87] Merry motherfuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
[00:55.48] While I'm riding that cot under the missle toe
[00:57.73] Now dashing through the snow
[00:59.84] In a candy red top 6-4 (hittin' them switches)
[01:03.39] Over the hills I go
[01:05.76] Laughing at this whore
[01:08.33] Nuts on rich and ring
[01:10.98] Making me feel right
[01:13.42] Oh what fun it is to know
[01:15.66] That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
[01:17.80] So ring them bells, ring them bells
[01:20.88] She's taking it all the way
[01:23.13] Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way, hey
[01:28.87] Ring them bells, ring them bells
[01:31.26] She's taking it all the way
[01:33.81] Oh what fun it is to nut while she's sucking my dick
[01:37.39] Oh yay!
[01:39.03] Tis the season to get bitten
[01:41.43] Compton crime lick
[01:42.88] And I'm smoking on this shit
[01:44.63] Ho ho ho come sit on my face
[01:46.33] I mean, lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas
[01:47.85] Ho ho
[01:49.33] I want a sleigh ride
[01:50.60] A Christmas Eve stick of rum
[01:51.50] She said I slide down the chimney and I'm gonna cum
[01:53.10] A VCR on the set with nothing but porno flicks
[01:56.27] Get some Rudolph the red nose rein.
[01:59.26] Getcha that gum like a everlastin' gobstoper??? poppa
[02:04.44] I dig a ho
[02:05.44] Crack a dough
[02:06.24] By the nuts oh
[02:06.92] I want to be having a good time fuckin' in tha snow
[02:09.37] I made him drop to his knees
[02:10.78] Yeah you know whats up
[02:11.81] I said here's some candy canes eat'em up
[02:13.94] I send him down, they jumping down, swinging by my toes
[02:16.60] Send me some cheese, I want the candy cream and the loot
[02:22.07] I want Santa to send me a little jack horny guy
[02:23.56] I want him to shake me??
[02:26.48] So all on the hunt, bon appetit
[02:27.47] And a condom in a tree
[02:29.54] All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
[02:32.40] My two front teeth, my two front teeth
[02:34.13] All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
[02:37.51] Yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat
[02:39.93] Buck wheat is a waskal
[02:41.53] That's no Chrismas
[02:42.74] And all the toys, boys and girls
[02:44.45] Fuck ya wishes
[02:45.11] I not happy, overjoyed in this motherfucker
[02:48.06] No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
[02:50.58] No shit on the roof, cough up Rudolph's nuts
[02:52.57] When I was young I was the only kid
[02:54.59] Who had enough guts to be
[02:55.97] Good ole hearing on the East
[02:57.26] I'd stay awake just to let America know
[02:58.99] That Santa was a fake
[03:00.54] I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
[03:03.03] But all the fucking bullshit got played when I was five
[03:05.63] Years old, just stay young, bold writing
[03:07.68] Singing "Silent Night", caroling, reciting
[03:10.67] Now all I want for Christmas is my indo wreath
[03:12.65] I got my two front teeth
[03:14.56] Uncle Eazy be the jeezy and
[03:15.95] Just spread me a leaf
[03:17.24] Little kids, don't cry
[03:18.81] When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fucking lie
[03:20.76] On the third day of Christmas, my homeboys gave to me
[03:25.91] Three pounds of indo
[03:27.37] Two birds of cocaine
[03:30.33] And a A motherfuckin' K, bitch
[03:34.18] Eazy-E, oh, Eazy-E
[03:38.62] Show us how you treat those bitches
[03:41.75] I saw mommy fucking Eazy Claus
[03:45.92] Close the door, little bitch
[03:47.52] I'm getting these draws
[03:48.06] I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop
[03:50.37] I don't give a fuck
[03:51.86] I'm getting Christmas cot
[03:53.11] Ho ho ho and away I go
[03:55.57] Oh Saint Nick's got a dick like a pole
[03:57.82] Well where's our shit?
[03:59.19] This motherfucker's cheap
[04:00.54] Shut the fuck up, bitches
[04:02.02] And go back to sleep
[04:02.77] Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
[04:04.30] (Yo black, I want a job)
[04:05.21] For my Christmas, all the fucked up people
[04:06.61] Want some corn-on-the-cob
[04:07.42] A Jew will eat some matzoh ball soup, but a nigger'll eat some
[04:10.72] Chitlins, watermelon, corn bread and some Fruit Loops
[04:12.81] Now who's caroling in my window
[04:15.30] Smokin' up indo
[04:16.26] Mechalecha hi, make a high note
[04:18.47] Get out my fucking yard with your camel
[04:20.65] You wanna get busy and Santa like a.
[04:22.81] I am a rhymer
[04:24.27] The FN clan will make shit slam, it's Christmas time
[04:28.32] The Simple Simon Christmas make me jam jam jam
[04:33.42] Yo black, what you want for Christmas?
[04:34.65] Yo black, I want some cash
[04:36.35] So I can buy some indo, chronic and some hash
[04:38.61] Yo, here comes the Atban Klan rough and rugged
[04:40.75] A rump pa bum bum
[04:42.48] A rump pa bum bum
[04:43.53] Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
[04:53.97] Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
[05:04.35] Merry Motherfuckin' Chrismas
[05:31.10] And have a fucked up new year
[05:34.62] You Bitch!!
[05:41.56] And they all went to prison
[05:44.38] And lived fucked up lives ever after
[05:47.15] The End
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