The Dirtiest Song that Ain't
๐ต 1967 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:49 duration
๐ ID: 9516736
๐ Lyrics
Well I been around for a long time
And I learned along the way
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say
Now I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio
You gotta say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my
We skipped right past the sucking
And got right down to
She turned and said, "I gotta ask
Would you slip it into my"
Help me go on the radio
And say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother
I didn't want to wrassle
With this no good stinkin'
I heard him come through the kitchen door
While I was banging his filthy
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me riding his
Help me go on the radio
And say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
"Mercy, please!" I told him
But he grabbed me by the
And he did something heinous
He exposed his
I said, "I don't mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your"
He said, "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
Because I'm queer and I love it in the"
You helped me go on the radio
By saying the words I can't
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand
By saying the words I can't
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song
The filthiest song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
And I learned along the way
If you wanna go on the radio
There are words you just can't say
Now I thought hard about it
And I found a way around it
Help me go on the radio
You gotta say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't
Down in Carolina
I met a girl with a nice
So I reached down between us
And I whipped out my
We skipped right past the sucking
And got right down to
She turned and said, "I gotta ask
Would you slip it into my"
Help me go on the radio
And say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Her husband was a trucker
He was a filthy mother
I didn't want to wrassle
With this no good stinkin'
I heard him come through the kitchen door
While I was banging his filthy
I knew I'd end up in a ditch
If he caught me riding his
Help me go on the radio
And say the words I can't
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
And say the words I can't?
You got to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
"Mercy, please!" I told him
But he grabbed me by the
And he did something heinous
He exposed his
I said, "I don't mean to seem crass
But why are you buttering up your"
He said, "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
Because I'm queer and I love it in the"
You helped me go on the radio
By saying the words I can't
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand
By saying the words I can't
You had to sing along to make this song
The dirtiest song
The filthiest song
The dirtiest song that ain't!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:14.64] Well I been around for a long time
[00:17.65] And I learned along the way
[00:21.07] If you wanna go on the radio
[00:24.57] There are words you just can't say
[00:29.06]
[00:33.34] Now I thought hard about it
[00:36.77] And I found a way around it
[00:40.37] Help me go on the radio
[00:43.18] You gotta say the words I can't
[00:46.63] You got to sing along to make this song
[00:50.43] The dirtiest song that ain't
[00:54.08] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[00:57.36] And say the words I can't?
[01:00.32] You got to sing along to make this song
[01:04.27] The dirtiest song that ain't
[01:08.22]
[01:12.92] Down in Carolina
[01:15.86] I met a girl with a nice
[01:19.50] So I reached down between us
[01:23.17] And I whipped out my
[01:26.53] We skipped right past the sucking
[01:29.86] And got right down to
[01:33.26] She turned and said, "I gotta ask
[01:36.41] Would you slip it into my"
[01:40.39] Help me go on the radio
[01:43.63] And say the words I can't
[01:46.62] You got to sing along to make this song
[01:50.47] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[01:54.02] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[01:57.33] And say the words I can't?
[01:59.74] You got to sing along to make this song
[02:04.23] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[02:09.50] Her husband was a trucker
[02:15.89] He was a filthy mother
[02:19.69] I didn't want to wrassle
[02:22.56] With this no good stinkin'
[02:26.56] I heard him come through the kitchen door
[02:29.83] While I was banging his filthy
[02:33.34] I knew I'd end up in a ditch
[02:36.54] If he caught me riding his
[02:40.32] Help me go on the radio
[02:43.67] And say the words I can't
[02:46.08] You got to sing along to make this song
[02:50.50] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[02:54.04] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[02:57.30] And say the words I can't?
[03:00.37] You got to sing along to make this song
[03:04.26] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[03:08.27]
[03:40.37] "Mercy, please!" I told him
[03:43.37] But he grabbed me by the
[03:47.03] And he did something heinous
[03:50.50] He exposed his
[03:53.93] I said, "I don't mean to seem crass
[03:57.20] But why are you buttering up your"
[04:00.32] He said, "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
[04:03.63] Because I'm queer and I love it in the"
[04:07.74] You helped me go on the radio
[04:11.04] By saying the words I can't
[04:14.11] You had to sing along to make this song
[04:17.96] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[04:21.38] Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand
[04:24.66] By saying the words I can't
[04:27.79] You had to sing along to make this song
[04:33.37] The dirtiest song
[04:35.05] The filthiest song
[04:36.79] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[04:38.92]
[00:17.65] And I learned along the way
[00:21.07] If you wanna go on the radio
[00:24.57] There are words you just can't say
[00:29.06]
[00:33.34] Now I thought hard about it
[00:36.77] And I found a way around it
[00:40.37] Help me go on the radio
[00:43.18] You gotta say the words I can't
[00:46.63] You got to sing along to make this song
[00:50.43] The dirtiest song that ain't
[00:54.08] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[00:57.36] And say the words I can't?
[01:00.32] You got to sing along to make this song
[01:04.27] The dirtiest song that ain't
[01:08.22]
[01:12.92] Down in Carolina
[01:15.86] I met a girl with a nice
[01:19.50] So I reached down between us
[01:23.17] And I whipped out my
[01:26.53] We skipped right past the sucking
[01:29.86] And got right down to
[01:33.26] She turned and said, "I gotta ask
[01:36.41] Would you slip it into my"
[01:40.39] Help me go on the radio
[01:43.63] And say the words I can't
[01:46.62] You got to sing along to make this song
[01:50.47] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[01:54.02] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[01:57.33] And say the words I can't?
[01:59.74] You got to sing along to make this song
[02:04.23] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[02:09.50] Her husband was a trucker
[02:15.89] He was a filthy mother
[02:19.69] I didn't want to wrassle
[02:22.56] With this no good stinkin'
[02:26.56] I heard him come through the kitchen door
[02:29.83] While I was banging his filthy
[02:33.34] I knew I'd end up in a ditch
[02:36.54] If he caught me riding his
[02:40.32] Help me go on the radio
[02:43.67] And say the words I can't
[02:46.08] You got to sing along to make this song
[02:50.50] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[02:54.04] Come on, ma'am! Won't you gimme a hand?
[02:57.30] And say the words I can't?
[03:00.37] You got to sing along to make this song
[03:04.26] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[03:08.27]
[03:40.37] "Mercy, please!" I told him
[03:43.37] But he grabbed me by the
[03:47.03] And he did something heinous
[03:50.50] He exposed his
[03:53.93] I said, "I don't mean to seem crass
[03:57.20] But why are you buttering up your"
[04:00.32] He said, "My wife's a beard and she lured you here
[04:03.63] Because I'm queer and I love it in the"
[04:07.74] You helped me go on the radio
[04:11.04] By saying the words I can't
[04:14.11] You had to sing along to make this song
[04:17.96] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[04:21.38] Sir and ma'am, thanks for lending a hand
[04:24.66] By saying the words I can't
[04:27.79] You had to sing along to make this song
[04:33.37] The dirtiest song
[04:35.05] The filthiest song
[04:36.79] The dirtiest song that ain't!
[04:38.92]