The Black Friday Song

[00:00.14] Black Friday, time to go to the mall
[00:05.84] Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all
[00:09.72] Black Friday, it's that time of year
[00:13.37] Black Friday is the day retail employees fear
[00:16.89] Black Friday, I'm gonna buy a TV
[00:20.70] Black Friday, I think instead I'll buy three
[00:24.34] Black Friday, everything is for sale
[00:27.80] But if you shop on Black Friday, then you better beware
[00:31.97] Of violence, lining up outside of the store
[00:35.36] Mob riots, everybody crams through the door
[00:39.17] Fist fighting, blood is gonna cover the floors
[00:43.07] And people kill each other for a PS4
[00:46.63] Discounts, buy a microwave for half of the price
[00:50.10] Save money, if you're willing to risk your life
[00:53.83] Kill people, the murder rate is going to surge
[00:57.60] Black Friday is the real life version of 'The Purge'
[01:01.22] Black Friday, now that Thanksgiving has passed
[01:04.93] Black Friday, I'm gonna buy some shit and kick ass
[01:08.74] Black Friday, Christmas is soon to arrive
[01:12.24] Bring a gun with you shopping if you wanna survive
[01:16.61] Hey there, Black Friday shoppers, are you ready for some excellent deals?
[01:20.56] Well, then I hope you're prepared to maim, murder, and steal
[01:23.78] And if some old grandma is trying to take the last stereo system left
[01:27.66] Well, don't you hesitate to choke that bitch to death
[01:30.89] Black Friday, time to go to the mall
[01:34.67] Black Friday, I'm gonna purchase it all
[01:38.25] Black Friday, everything is for sale
[01:41.88] But if you shop on Black Friday, then you better beware
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