I Once Had a Lass

[00:14.32] I once had a lass with a nice round ass
[00:20.03] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[00:20.79] Leaving little crop circles when she sits in the grass.
[00:21.55] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[00:25.75] She's sweet and kind and tends my need
[00:26.30] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[00:27.79] And no grass will grow where I plant my seed.
[00:30.03] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[00:35.08] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[00:37.36] I once had a lass with great, big breasts.
[00:40.02] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[00:42.71] She'd a mountain range upon her chest.
[00:45.33] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[00:48.10] 'Tis a wondrous thing as each man knows,
[00:51.08] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[00:53.36] But no matter how I suck, no milk will flow.
[00:56.35] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:01.31] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[01:04.15] I once had a lass with a figure fair,
[01:06.61] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:08.68] With hourglass curves and chestnut hair.
[01:12.66] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[01:14.89] She says, "Pay up if you wants the rest."
[01:17.14] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:19.89] So I left my pearls upon her breast.
[01:23.42] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:27.66] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[01:30.47] I once had a lass who could go all night.
[01:33.11] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:36.15] She never needed rest it was quite a sight.
[01:38.86] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[01:41.44] Her stamina was hard to top.
[01:44.49] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:46.74] I get out of breath when I blow her up.
[01:54.19] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[01:55.42] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[01:56.94] I once had a lass with a full sex life.
[02:00.18] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:02.16] Too popular to be a wife.
[02:05.44] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[02:08.73] She makes the Ren Fair boys all thicken
[02:10.49] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:13.25] 'Cause she's tattooed goth bi-sexual Wiccan.
[02:15.75] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:20.97] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[02:23.42] I once had a lass with a cunny wide.
[02:27.21] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:28.92] You'd marvel at the things you'd find inside.
[02:32.24] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[02:34.56] Four wedding rings and a mouse so far,
[02:39.73] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:40.52] A full case of beer and a Cuban cigar.
[02:43.24] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:47.71] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[02:49.97] I once had a lass who lived in a hole.
[02:53.73] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[02:55.53] I lowered her water down in a bowl.
[02:58.74] For tuppence and a wink she's ready to go!
[03:01.28] It puts the lotion on its skin
[03:04.86] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[03:06.60] Or else it gets the hose again.
[03:12.54] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[03:17.80] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
[03:18.28] Tumble all aroun' with me hey-nonny-ho!
[03:18.98] And I'll follow that lass where'er she'll go!
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