Bald

[00:54.76] It would appear that male pattern
[00:59.56] Baldness has set in
[01:03.61] His hair, at an alarming pace
[01:07.49] Running away from his face
[01:12.03] He's losing his virility
[01:16.03] And now his masculinity
[01:19.77] Has been compromised
[01:24.62] And his libido down-sized
[01:27.93] Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[01:31.94] Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[01:39.63] It's not for me, you understand
[01:44.39] Bald, slap headed and hairless
[01:49.19] Bald he is destined to be
[01:52.99] Bald, well tonight thank God
[01:56.96] Thank God instead of me
[02:01.96] From what I have been reading
[02:07.93] His scalp needs kneading
[02:12.15] To stimulate each follicle
[02:16.24] And reverse this diabolical
[02:20.62] Condition that's afflicted he
[02:24.47] For years and has cruelly
[02:28.78] Repulsed each potential mate
[02:33.30] And left him with a balding pate
[02:36.34] Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[02:40.11] Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[02:48.07] It's not for me, you understand
[02:53.26] Bald, slap headed and hairless
[02:56.37] Bald he is destined to be
[03:01.87] Bald, well tonight thank God
[03:05.33] Thank God instead of me
[03:08.80] Sock it to me baby, yeah
[03:10.72]
[03:45.33] Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[03:49.30] Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[03:57.42] It's not for me, you understand
[04:02.93] Not for me, not for me, not for me, uh-uh
[04:06.94] Not for me, not for me, heaven forbid
[04:15.14] It's not for me, you understand
[04:20.21] Bald, slap headed and hairless
[04:24.47] Bald he is destined to be
[04:28.18] Bald, well tonight thank God
[04:31.86] Thank God instead of me
[04:35.69] Thank God!
[04:37.18]
[04:54.48] Bald, slap headed and hairless
[04:58.46] Bald he is destined to be
[05:02.29] Bald, well tonight thank God
[05:05.94] Thank God instead of me
[05:10.12] How?
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