"But there's only one you need to hear from tonight..."

But there's only one that you need to hear from tonight
New York, I'm about to win this competition
Maria, give me a beat
Ooh, muy bien
So, since the day I arrived in England, let's just say my faith has been tested
On more than one occasion
First things first, I'm shipped over from Spain on the night of my sweet 16
To marry some prince called Arthur
And I'm like, okay
Then Arthur dies, so naturally I'm imprisoned for seven years
Really helped with the grieving process, you know?
But still, I'm like, okay, ugh!
But thank God, they rescued me just in time to marry Prince Henry
My dead husband's brother
Okay, so I'm thinking, uh, bit weird
But if you'd seen him back in the summer of '09
Lemme tell you, he was, okay!
So, seven years later, we're still trying for an heir
He's trying really hard
And I'm like, ugh, okay
Then he starts comin' home late
"I was just out with my ministers"
But there's lipstick on his ruff
And I'm like, okay!
Suddenly, he wants to annul our marriage, move some side-chick into my palace
And move me into a convent!
Now, I don't think I'd look that good in a wimple
So, I'm like, no way