Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol

[00:50.03] I woke up on the ground
[00:52.60] I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself
[00:56.93] Turns out I'm pretty good at running my mouth
[01:01.30] But not good enough
[01:06.52] You know when I go in it's lights out
[01:10.23] I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud
[01:14.64] Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth
[01:19.14] Some went away...
[01:22.81] Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my day?
[01:25.06] You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
[01:29.88] But you're the only way to drown my sadness
[01:33.86] This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
[01:39.09] You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
[01:44.27] I was laid out flat like a centerfold
[01:46.65] Jakey and his partner drove me home
[01:48.78] Looking in the mirror something's wrong
[01:51.24] Let me get my dentist on the phone
[01:53.32] Found my keys then I went back out
[01:55.42] Someone asked me how it all went down
[01:58.08] I remember like it's yesterday
[02:02.57] I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
[02:07.04] Fell right out my fucking chair swinging for his eye
[02:11.86] Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
[02:16.65] I thought I died...
[02:18.04] Why'd you have to go and fucking ruin my night?
[02:20.40] You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
[02:25.26] But you're the only way to drown my sadness
[02:29.61] This is my love/hate letter out to alcohol
[02:34.27] You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
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