Penis Song (Not the Noel Coward Song)
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โฑ๏ธ 0:43 duration
๐ ID: 868304
๐ Lyrics
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the Caribbean
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Thank you very much
Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the Caribbean
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Thank you very much
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.88] Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
[00:02.66] Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the Caribbean
[00:06.16] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
[00:08.91] Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
[00:11.94] It's swell to have a stiffy
[00:13.62] It's divine to own a dick
[00:15.17] From the tiniest little tadger
[00:16.71] To the world's biggest prick
[00:19.05] So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
[00:22.38] Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
[00:25.43] Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
[00:27.59] Your Percy, or your cock
[00:28.85] You can wrap it up in ribbons
[00:30.76] You can slip it in your sock
[00:32.62] But don't take it out in public
[00:34.48] Or they will stick you in the dock
[00:35.97] And you won't come back
[00:38.39] Thank you very much
[00:41.81]
[00:02.66] Here's a little number I tossed off recently at the Caribbean
[00:06.16] Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
[00:08.91] Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
[00:11.94] It's swell to have a stiffy
[00:13.62] It's divine to own a dick
[00:15.17] From the tiniest little tadger
[00:16.71] To the world's biggest prick
[00:19.05] So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
[00:22.38] Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
[00:25.43] Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
[00:27.59] Your Percy, or your cock
[00:28.85] You can wrap it up in ribbons
[00:30.76] You can slip it in your sock
[00:32.62] But don't take it out in public
[00:34.48] Or they will stick you in the dock
[00:35.97] And you won't come back
[00:38.39] Thank you very much
[00:41.81]