I'll Never Tell

[00:02.85] ANYA: This is the man
[00:03.70] That I plan to entangle
[00:05.56] Isn't he fine?
[00:09.11] My claim to fame
[00:10.19] Was to maim and to mangle,
[00:12.86] Vengeance was mine
[00:16.48] But I'm out of the biz
[00:19.27] The name I made I'll trade for his
[00:22.82] The only trouble is
[00:26.52] I'll never tell
[00:31.07] XANDER: She is the one
[00:32.86] She's such wonderful fun
[00:33.74] Such passion and grace
[00:38.37] Warm in the night
[00:39.21] When I'm right in her tight...
[00:41.06] EMBRACE! Tight embrace!
[00:44.78] I'll never let her go
[00:47.46] The love we've known can only grow
[00:51.15] There's just one thing that--
[00:53.83] No.
[00:54.74] I'll never tell.
[00:58.40] BOTH: Cause there's nothing to tell...
[01:05.68] ANYA: He snores
[01:06.54] XANDER: She wheezes
[01:07.50] ANYA: Say 'housework' and he freezes
[01:09.34] XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses
[01:11.18] That I can't describe
[01:12.91] ANYA: I talk, he breezes
[01:14.86] XANDER: She doesn't know what 'please' is
[01:16.65] ANYA: His penis got diseases
[01:17.56] From a Chumash tribe
[01:20.22] BOTH: The vibe gets kind of scary
[01:26.65] XANDER: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
[01:28.43] ANYA: Like it's all just temporary
[01:30.32] XANDER: Like her toes are kinda hairy
[01:32.14] BOTH: but it's all very well
[01:33.90] Cause God knows I'll never tell
[01:39.40] ANYA: When things get rough he
[01:41.21] Just hides behind his Buffy
[01:43.02] Now look, he's gettin' huffy
[01:44.83] Cause he knows that I know
[01:46.79] XANDER: She clings, she's needy
[01:48.58] She's also really greedy
[01:50.37] She never
[01:51.25] ANYA: His eyes are beady!
[01:52.10] XANDER: This is my verse, Hello!
[01:54.03] She
[01:55.84] ANYA: Look at me, I'm dancing crazy!
[02:24.06] BOTH: You know
[02:26.79] XANDER: You're quite the charmer
[02:28.68] ANYA: My knight in armor
[02:30.40] XANDER: You're the cutest of the Scoobies
[02:32.29] With your lips as red as rubies
[02:34.06] And your firm yet supple...
[02:34.94] Tight embrace!
[02:50.49] ANYA: He's swell.
[02:51.39] XANDER: She's sweller.
[02:52.33] ANYA: He'll always be my feller
[02:54.10] XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her
[02:55.96] That I'm petrified
[02:57.79] ANYA: I've read this tale
[02:59.67] There's wedding then betrayal
[03:01.49] I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide
[03:05.04] BOTH: I lied
[03:07.70] I said it's easy
[03:11.41] I've tried
[03:15.09] But there's these fears I can't quell
[03:18.71] XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
[03:22.32] ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
[03:26.00] XANDER: Will our lives become too stressful
[03:27.83] If I'm never that successful?
[03:28.75] ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly
[03:30.50] That I look like David Brinkley?
[03:32.32] XANDER: Am I crazy?
[03:33.22] ANYA: Am I dreamin'?
[03:34.15] XANDER: Am I marrying a demon?
[03:36.02] BOTH: We could really raise the beam
[03:36.96] In making marriage a hell, so thank God
[03:39.60] I'll Never Tell
[03:42.39] I swear that
[03:43.35] I'll Never Tell
[03:46.08] XANDER: My lips are sealed.
[03:49.69] ANYA: I'll take the fifth.
[03:51.55] XANDER: Nothing to see
[03:52.44] Move it along
[03:55.14] BOTH: I'll Never
[03:56.54] Tell
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