Tonight You're In For A Special

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know if you realize it, but tonight youre in for a special treat.
No, no, no, not that, not that!
You only get that treat on full moons.
Besides, I know there's a lot of young people here, and I wouldn't want anybody to think thatt I want to screw them tonight.
The Last time it happened grown men where weeping.
Policemen were turning in their badges.
Oh, I get, I get it.
Everyone was intimidated tonight by all the security precautions an everything.
Ah...
Well, just remember their motto is "
Protect and Serve".