Smell My Beard (Original Version)
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๐ ID: 742801
๐ Lyrics
Now the sound that you hear in the background right now
Is the sound caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias
These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers
That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in
Actually theyre booger pasties
And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect
You know he does this every night
And sometimes he becomes so overwrought
So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal
That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear
(Oh, Lord have mercy) and so sometimes he misses it
And he hits his thumb and he hurts himself
Yes it hurts very much, but he likes pain
We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group
But, but, its very close to other things
Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty
A thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege?)
If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people
And so George, as you say in your language, took it away
But before we get funky, the continuing stories of- (Moontrick)
No, this ain't moontrick this time
We go to moontrick next show
This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis
Do you all know who he is?
There he is he's got a white shirt on an a . . .
Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .
Yes, anyway, he was in my room
I invited some people over
Young ladies
They looked interesting
Their names shall go unmentioned
The reason they looked interesting
Is because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves
Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing
Wasn't nothing happening
So I said lets get this party on the road
I said lemme call the roadmanager
I said what's your name
Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew and Miss eh, Miss Stool
So we, so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes
And all of a sudden I began to hear other things
I said what you doing over there?
I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before
I said come out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it
We were all asking: Men what youre doing over there?
Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy
All of a sudden he was gone
I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room
I said, "Where you going?"
He went down to his room which was room 33
An hour later I went to his room
I knocked on his door
I said: What you doin?
He said . . .
I said: Say that again
I said: Ho ho
It was late
We had an eight o clock wake up
You all know what that is
8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I say this?
He said, "Smell my beard"
I said, "You must be crazy"
I had to smell it . . .
Show, how y'was walking Marty
And he said, "Smell my beard"
I said, "I aint gonna smell nothing"
Napoleon said, "I will"
Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .
Anyway if you wanna hear . . .
You know what it smell like . . .
Marty's odor
Come to the next show for the continuing stories of
Marty's odor
Marty's trick
But for now we go to . . .
Marty's odor
Is the sound caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias
These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers
That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in
Actually theyre booger pasties
And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect
You know he does this every night
And sometimes he becomes so overwrought
So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal
That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear
(Oh, Lord have mercy) and so sometimes he misses it
And he hits his thumb and he hurts himself
Yes it hurts very much, but he likes pain
We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group
But, but, its very close to other things
Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty
A thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege?)
If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people
And so George, as you say in your language, took it away
But before we get funky, the continuing stories of- (Moontrick)
No, this ain't moontrick this time
We go to moontrick next show
This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis
Do you all know who he is?
There he is he's got a white shirt on an a . . .
Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .
Yes, anyway, he was in my room
I invited some people over
Young ladies
They looked interesting
Their names shall go unmentioned
The reason they looked interesting
Is because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves
Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing
Wasn't nothing happening
So I said lets get this party on the road
I said lemme call the roadmanager
I said what's your name
Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew and Miss eh, Miss Stool
So we, so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes
And all of a sudden I began to hear other things
I said what you doing over there?
I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before
I said come out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it
We were all asking: Men what youre doing over there?
Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy
All of a sudden he was gone
I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room
I said, "Where you going?"
He went down to his room which was room 33
An hour later I went to his room
I knocked on his door
I said: What you doin?
He said . . .
I said: Say that again
I said: Ho ho
It was late
We had an eight o clock wake up
You all know what that is
8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I say this?
He said, "Smell my beard"
I said, "You must be crazy"
I had to smell it . . .
Show, how y'was walking Marty
And he said, "Smell my beard"
I said, "I aint gonna smell nothing"
Napoleon said, "I will"
Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .
Anyway if you wanna hear . . .
You know what it smell like . . .
Marty's odor
Come to the next show for the continuing stories of
Marty's odor
Marty's trick
But for now we go to . . .
Marty's odor
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:06.28] Now the sound that you hear in the background right now
[00:08.42] Is the sound caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias
[00:12.56] These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers
[00:15.39] That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in
[00:18.93] Actually theyre booger pasties
[00:21.20] And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect
[00:26.75] You know he does this every night
[00:28.66] And sometimes he becomes so overwrought
[00:30.31] So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal
[00:33.58] That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear
[00:38.78] (Oh, Lord have mercy) and so sometimes he misses it
[00:41.29] And he hits his thumb and he hurts himself
[00:45.71] Yes it hurts very much, but he likes pain
[00:51.01] We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group
[00:54.32] But, but, its very close to other things
[00:58.30] Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty
[01:02.86] A thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege?)
[01:09.53] If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people
[01:13.44] And so George, as you say in your language, took it away
[01:18.75] But before we get funky, the continuing stories of- (Moontrick)
[01:25.60] No, this ain't moontrick this time
[01:27.21] We go to moontrick next show
[01:29.45] This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis
[01:33.40] Do you all know who he is?
[01:35.04] There he is he's got a white shirt on an a . . .
[01:37.23] Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .
[01:42.38] Yes, anyway, he was in my room
[01:48.81] I invited some people over
[01:50.94] Young ladies
[01:53.23] They looked interesting
[01:56.24] Their names shall go unmentioned
[01:58.51] The reason they looked interesting
[01:59.85] Is because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves
[02:05.38] Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing
[02:10.81] Wasn't nothing happening
[02:16.18] So I said lets get this party on the road
[02:18.39] I said lemme call the roadmanager
[02:20.35] I said what's your name
[02:21.15] Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew and Miss eh, Miss Stool
[02:33.60] So we, so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes
[02:37.25] And all of a sudden I began to hear other things
[02:39.21] I said what you doing over there?
[02:43.20] I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before
[02:46.26] I said come out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it
[02:49.92] We were all asking: Men what youre doing over there?
[02:52.73] Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy
[02:56.25] All of a sudden he was gone
[02:58.48] I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room
[03:02.74] I said, "Where you going?"
[03:04.28] He went down to his room which was room 33
[03:07.34] An hour later I went to his room
[03:09.54] I knocked on his door
[03:10.80] I said: What you doin?
[03:12.89] He said . . .
[03:15.05] I said: Say that again
[03:16.34] I said: Ho ho
[03:20.52] It was late
[03:21.54] We had an eight o clock wake up
[03:24.76] You all know what that is
[03:27.95] 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
[03:33.16] 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
[03:46.10] So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I say this?
[03:51.56] He said, "Smell my beard"
[03:54.80] I said, "You must be crazy"
[04:01.09] I had to smell it . . .
[04:04.97] Show, how y'was walking Marty
[04:09.19] And he said, "Smell my beard"
[04:10.57] I said, "I aint gonna smell nothing"
[04:12.33] Napoleon said, "I will"
[04:14.62] Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .
[04:17.28] Anyway if you wanna hear . . .
[04:18.66] You know what it smell like . . .
[04:20.25] Marty's odor
[04:21.56] Come to the next show for the continuing stories of
[04:23.71] Marty's odor
[04:24.66] Marty's trick
[04:25.19] But for now we go to . . .
[04:27.07] Marty's odor
[04:28.55]
[00:08.42] Is the sound caused by George Duke, agitating two metal insignias
[00:12.56] These are badges that he removed from a coupla boogers
[00:15.39] That Marty tried to palm off on him in the last town that we was in
[00:18.93] Actually theyre booger pasties
[00:21.20] And he's hitting the booger pasty with a little stick to get a very interesting musical effect
[00:26.75] You know he does this every night
[00:28.66] And sometimes he becomes so overwrought
[00:30.31] So excited by the fact that he's actually touching a piece of metal
[00:33.58] That might have at one time come in contact with the actual flesh of a booger bear
[00:38.78] (Oh, Lord have mercy) and so sometimes he misses it
[00:41.29] And he hits his thumb and he hurts himself
[00:45.71] Yes it hurts very much, but he likes pain
[00:51.01] We can tell that he likes pain because he's in this group
[00:54.32] But, but, its very close to other things
[00:58.30] Yes but later that night after George was finished fondling the booger pasty
[01:02.86] A thought came to his mind, how, how can I possibly get any nook tonight in (pasege?)
[01:09.53] If I don't put this thing down and play the piano and get funky for these people
[01:13.44] And so George, as you say in your language, took it away
[01:18.75] But before we get funky, the continuing stories of- (Moontrick)
[01:25.60] No, this ain't moontrick this time
[01:27.21] We go to moontrick next show
[01:29.45] This is the continuing stories of the boogers of Marty Perellis
[01:33.40] Do you all know who he is?
[01:35.04] There he is he's got a white shirt on an a . . .
[01:37.23] Your two-hunderd and fifty closest relatives, the Mothers of Invention . . .
[01:42.38] Yes, anyway, he was in my room
[01:48.81] I invited some people over
[01:50.94] Young ladies
[01:53.23] They looked interesting
[01:56.24] Their names shall go unmentioned
[01:58.51] The reason they looked interesting
[01:59.85] Is because they apparently were intelligent enough to dress themselves
[02:05.38] Anyway what was happening was . . . nothing
[02:10.81] Wasn't nothing happening
[02:16.18] So I said lets get this party on the road
[02:18.39] I said lemme call the roadmanager
[02:20.35] I said what's your name
[02:21.15] Mighty Perellis come down here and meet Miss Cool, Miss Dew and Miss eh, Miss Stool
[02:33.60] So we, so Marty got in there and he was there about five minutes
[02:37.25] And all of a sudden I began to hear other things
[02:39.21] I said what you doing over there?
[02:43.20] I said I never heard nobody do that king of thing before
[02:46.26] I said come out of that corner, whats wrong with you, so he comissed it
[02:49.92] We were all asking: Men what youre doing over there?
[02:52.73] Really whipping it, just whipping it into a frenzy
[02:56.25] All of a sudden he was gone
[02:58.48] I look around and Marty had took the Booger out of his room
[03:02.74] I said, "Where you going?"
[03:04.28] He went down to his room which was room 33
[03:07.34] An hour later I went to his room
[03:09.54] I knocked on his door
[03:10.80] I said: What you doin?
[03:12.89] He said . . .
[03:15.05] I said: Say that again
[03:16.34] I said: Ho ho
[03:20.52] It was late
[03:21.54] We had an eight o clock wake up
[03:24.76] You all know what that is
[03:27.95] 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
[03:33.16] 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up, 8:00 wake up
[03:46.10] So Marty came out in the hall and looked in the pool and he said, can I say this?
[03:51.56] He said, "Smell my beard"
[03:54.80] I said, "You must be crazy"
[04:01.09] I had to smell it . . .
[04:04.97] Show, how y'was walking Marty
[04:09.19] And he said, "Smell my beard"
[04:10.57] I said, "I aint gonna smell nothing"
[04:12.33] Napoleon said, "I will"
[04:14.62] Check it out, I told you, check it out, make sure . . .
[04:17.28] Anyway if you wanna hear . . .
[04:18.66] You know what it smell like . . .
[04:20.25] Marty's odor
[04:21.56] Come to the next show for the continuing stories of
[04:23.71] Marty's odor
[04:24.66] Marty's trick
[04:25.19] But for now we go to . . .
[04:27.07] Marty's odor
[04:28.55]