Mic Checka (Remix)

[00:20.74] Riggidy-Bow, Ziggidy Gadzuks, Here I go, so
[00:23.50] Fliggedy-flame on, g-geronimo, yo
[00:26.28] I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when I blabber great
[00:29.84] I miggedy-make the Wonder Twins deactivate
[00:31.69] It's crazy, I'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
[00:34.33] I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
[00:36.18] Shrimps, I miggedy-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm
[00:38.81] Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped, I slam man
[00:41.56] So check it
[00:42.45] I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
[00:44.26] I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks
[00:46.92] Bohanna
[00:47.85] I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
[00:49.63] Banana split
[00:50.62] {HACK-THO} Spit, so sit
[00:53.34] I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh
[00:55.10] I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this
[00:56.90] Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
[00:59.61] Swooshed for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one
[01:02.32] I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage
[01:05.03] I shake 'em up and down like the Down Jones Average
[01:06.89] I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best
[01:09.58] So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes Das EFX
[01:13.17] A-higgedy-hoy there matey, I giggedy-gots to flow
[01:35.75] My Saturday nights are live-er than Joe Piscopo
[01:39.40] So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
[01:41.23] See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
[01:43.94] I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
[01:46.66] Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
[01:49.39] I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
[01:51.18] Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
[01:53.80] Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and choke 'em up until he squeals
[01:56.69] I Hawiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
[02:00.26] I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
[02:02.94] I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm from
[02:04.79] Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
[02:27.39] Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop 'nuff styles
[02:30.03] Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
[02:33.60] Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
[02:36.36] I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
[02:39.09] I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
[02:41.87] I friggedy-freaked the funka
[02:43.69] The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
[02:46.34] Give me the mike and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
[02:49.00] Microphone checka, one two checka
[02:51.71] Oh Yessa
[02:52.69] I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
[02:54.41] I can even act: Stella, Stella
[02:57.22] Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, maybe
[02:59.90] No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
[03:01.73] So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
[03:04.55] I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
[03:07.20] So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
[03:09.92] I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
[03:12.72] So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
[03:15.45] Bustin heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
[03:17.32] Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
[03:41.06] I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
[03:43.70] So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
[03:46.59] I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
[03:50.15] Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
[03:51.98] I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
[03:54.69] So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief
[03:57.35] He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
[04:00.04] I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
[04:00.94] So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
[04:04.54] I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
[04:07.24] I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
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