If I Hadn't Been Drunk

[00:04.59] If I hadn't been drunk
[00:08.81] I wouldn'ta had that extra drink
[00:12.02] I wouldn'ta ask the bartender if a 20
[00:14.80] Was enough to let me get up and sing
[00:17.63] If I hadn't been drunk
[00:21.35] I wouldn'ta dropped my keys in the snow
[00:24.60] Misplaced my purse and my phone
[00:27.62] And had to ask if you could walk me home
[00:30.82] So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
[00:33.96] The Jameson and Blue Moon
[00:37.43] 'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
[00:40.36] I mighta never kissed you
[00:44.10] If I hadn't been drunk
[00:46.39] I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
[00:50.45] Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?"
[00:52.58] Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
[00:57.39] Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
[01:00.55] All started with a midnight buzz?
[01:03.54] No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
[01:09.14] If I hadn't been drunk
[01:14.94] Well, if I hadn't been drunk
[01:19.04] I wouldn'ta woke up wearing your shirt
[01:21.89] Now I'm still rocking it six years later
[01:24.94] Damn, we lasted way past the hangover
[01:28.51] I don't know if it was written in the stars
[01:31.37] Or maybe it was Cupid getting stupid shooting darts
[01:34.52] Or some tequila god connecting the dots
[01:38.02] From me to you to us
[01:41.74] If I hadn't been drunk
[01:43.96] I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
[01:47.97] Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?"
[01:50.19] Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
[01:55.18] Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
[01:58.32] All started with a midnight buzz?
[02:01.32] No, I never woulda know what it meant to fall in love
[02:06.78] If I hadn't been drunk
[02:09.08] (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
[02:13.70] So here's to them, the gin, the Beam
[02:16.81] The Buds and Bloody Marys (amen)
[02:20.26] 'Cause if I hadn't hung with them
[02:23.13] We wouldn't be getting married (hey)
[02:27.16] If I hadn't been drunk
[02:29.12] I wouldn'ta stumbled in on a Friday and found the one
[02:33.35] Wouldn'ta said, "What's up?" (What's up?)
[02:35.55] Down at the downtown bar and let you go steal my heart
[02:40.28] Ain't it funny how our house, two dogs on a couch
[02:43.37] All started with a midnight buzz? (With a midnight buzz)
[02:46.56] No, I never woulda known what it meant to fall in love
[02:51.87] If I hadn't been drunk
[02:54.46] (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
[02:58.12] If I hadn't been drunk
[03:00.61] (If I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been drunk, if I hadn't been-)
[03:04.35] If I hadn't been drunk
[03:10.64] If I hadn't been drunk
[03:16.98] If I hadn't been drunk
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