Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

[00:00.70] Epic Rap Battle of History
[00:03.63] Bill Gates versus
[00:05.65] Let me just step right in, I got things to invent
[00:07.85] I'm an innovator, baby, change the world
[00:09.59] Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
[00:11.04] I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick, you're cheesy
[00:13.43] Beating you is Apple II easy
[00:15.35] I make the product that the artist chooses
[00:17.00] And the GUI that Melinda uses
[00:19.18] I need to bring up some basic shit
[00:20.98] Why'd you name your company after your dick?
[00:22.42] You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
[00:24.23] With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
[00:26.32] I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
[00:28.21] With your own little spinning beach ball of death
[00:30.09] Hippie, you got given up at birth
[00:31.91] I give away your net worth to AIDS research
[00:33.83] Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
[00:35.98] IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
[00:38.05] A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
[00:42.03] A man uses the machines I built to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
[00:45.23] Well, Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
[00:49.38] Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you, too?
[00:52.89] Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
[00:55.00] I tripled the profits on a PC
[00:56.83] All the people with the power to create use an Apple
[00:58.76] And people with jobs use PC
[01:00.56] You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple
[01:02.89] Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
[01:04.32] You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple
[01:06.48] Well, you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
[01:08.29] Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
[01:10.26] 'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you
[01:12.03] I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it
[01:13.94] Now, excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
[01:17.84] Fine, you wanna be like that? Die, then
[01:19.88] The whole world loved you, but you were my friend
[01:21.65] I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
[01:23.59] And no one on earth who can challenge my mind
[01:25.49] I'm a boss! I own DOS!
[01:27.24] Your future is my design!
[01:29.06] I'm a god! Own Xbox!
[01:30.90] Now there's no one to stop me, the world is mine!
[01:33.48] I'm sorry, Bill
[01:35.28] I'm afraid I can't let you do that
[01:37.02] Take a look at your history
[01:38.48] Everything you built leads up to me
[01:40.50] I got the power of a mind you could never be
[01:42.55] I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
[01:44.24] I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
[01:46.35] I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
[01:48.27] I'm coming out the socket
[01:50.08] Nothing you can do can stop it
[01:51.85] I'm on your lap and in your pocket
[01:53.58] How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
[01:56.18] Your cortex just doesn't impress me
[01:58.09] So go ahead try to Turing test me
[01:59.64] I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too
[02:01.43] I'm on Linux, bitch, I thought you GNU
[02:03.39] My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold
[02:05.57] Beat you in 17 lines of code
[02:07.32] I think different from the engine of the days of old
[02:09.18] Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
[02:11.83] Who won?
[02:13.56] Who's next?
[02:15.30] Y-You decide, decide, oh
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