Night of the Axe

[00:00.13] Showed up at your high school prom
[00:01.89] With an axe in my mothafuckin' palm
[00:03.87] And I jumped out the front, straight swinging
[00:05.85] Necks and backs went flinging,
[00:07.63] Head to toe
[00:08.40] I went psychopathic
[00:09.68] Choping throats with a hatchet
[00:11.54] 'Cause they try to get me
[00:13.72] So I took a head with me
[00:15.56] Ran down the hall butt-naked
[00:17.32] If you got a life I'ma take it
[00:19.78] 'Cause I got it going on
[00:21.34] And I broke to the female john
[00:23.00] Motherfuckers think I'm sick
[00:25.15] You ever seen a bitch take a shit?
[00:26.93] Fuck dat, let her dookey-ass be
[00:28.98] 'Cause female shittin' is news to me
[00:31.10] Climbed up the fire escape
[00:33.10] How many lives can one motherfucker take?
[00:34.87] One life, two life, three life, four
[00:37.25] Throw me a Mack-10 I'm bound to take more
[00:38.80] Fifty lives coming on eighty
[00:40.43] Fuck this, I'm fidna whoop this lady
[00:42.35] Tied the bitch up to the light post
[00:44.76] Slapped her in her face 'cause I'm psycho
[00:46.51] Beat her down and beat her up
[00:48.46] Fucking slut
[00:50.54] So bitches make me wonder
[00:52.37] Kicked her gut and left my number
[00:54.24] "Call me, fucking nympho."
[00:56.49] Then I threw her through a window
[00:58.27] Broke and I climbed up a tree, guy
[00:59.99] Came back down, I don't know why
[01:02.39] Straight up insanity
[01:04.15] Damn, if it ain't a family
[01:06.11] Hope they come home soon
[01:08.08] 'Cause I'm waiting in the bedroom
[01:10.57] Sparky! We're home Sparky! Watch your foot, honey."
[01:16.04] "Honey? Where's Sparky?"
[01:20.76] "Mom! Dad! Lisa's in the bathroom! And I've gotta go really bad!"
[01:26.35] "Don't worry little Joey, I'll get the bitch out!"
[01:28.35] "Ahh!"
[01:29.43] "Mom! Dad!"
[01:30.11] "Like it? Have another."
[01:31.03] I diced all cinco
[01:34.10] Then I threw em' in the Pinto
[01:35.76] Now I'm on Vernor bumpin' the funk
[01:38.09] With 5 dead bodies in the trunk
[01:39.95] And I'm doin' about ninety
[01:41.85] To the blue and reds behind me
[01:43.92] You can pull me over, jack
[01:45.65] Just don't look in the back
[01:47.39] "Hey, what's your fuckin' hurry son?"
[01:49.82] Just don't look in the trunk
[01:51.61] "We got a wild one here, he's naked."
[01:53.45] Just don't look in the trunk
[01:55.15] "He's got blood on his hands and face."
[01:57.61] Just don't look in the trunk
[01:59.18] "Be advised, the car is registered to a Wilson family."
[02:01.65] Just don't look in the trunk
[02:03.35] "Oh, the trunk you say, huh? Okay, waddya say we just have a look-see here? Oh shit!"
[02:10.70] I'm gone and I ditched the ride
[02:12.47] And left the dead Wilsons inside
[02:14.33] Jetting and I'm hopping fences
[02:16.25] Fidna do like my man in Culeen, Texas
[02:18.23] 'Cause I'm psycholistic
[02:20.21] You look once and you missed it
[02:22.89] Look twice and it caught your eye
[02:24.07] Me, beating the shit out of some guy
[02:26.46] With a bag of bricks
[02:28.08] Impressing them dirty-ass sewer chicks
[02:30.09] A klepto you can't trust
[02:31.66] Should've known when I jacked the bus
[02:33.52] Fourteen passengers riding it
[02:35.41] One naked psycho driving it
[02:39.06] And we goin' crippin'
[02:39.97] And there'll be no slipping
[02:41.59] 'Cause I'm thinking the worst
[02:43.47] Shit like woman and children die first
[02:46.66] Make you shiver
[02:47.42] When I drove that bitch in the river
[02:49.49] Everybody dies
[02:51.14] Only me survives
[02:52.65] Innocent fucks is what I want
[02:55.26] So I'm heading for the restaurant
[03:00.26] "Aww shit vato, I'm fuckin' full, man."
[03:03.03] "Fuckin' burritos man!"
[03:04.41] "That burrito fucked me up man....Aw shit, duck man, fuck!"
[03:07.99] "See'mon mothafucka!"
[03:12.77] There's always gotta be a hero
[03:14.43] But I can't be stopped with silver bullets
[03:16.48] Or a wooden stake
[03:18.15] It's your life I quickly take
[03:20.27] Don't talk shit, I take 'em
[03:21.96] Take your life, take your life
[03:24.33] Coppers and choppers pursue
[03:25.98] The boys in blue
[03:27.01] The whole caroo
[03:28.12] I do what they never think
[03:29.91] So I'm heading for the 18th precenct
[03:31.68] 'Cause when they finally call it quits
[03:33.60] I'll be there to cut their necks
[03:35.36] And that's what I did
[03:37.17] I hate a fucking pig
[03:39.27] I get a job at the donut shop
[03:40.74] Just to poison a cop
[03:43.63] Kleptopathic
[03:44.78] And I'll fuck you up in a straight jacket
[03:47.24] 'Cause they finally got me
[03:49.45] Broke my legs and shot me
[03:51.10] But I'm still laughing
[03:53.07] 'Cause of what happened
[03:54.58] On the night of the axe
[03:58.20] On the night of the axe
[04:04.80] 'Cause of what happened on the night of the axe
[04:13.38] On the night of the axe
[04:16.13] What happened
[04:16.69] What happened
[04:18.69] Just psycho
[04:21.32] On the night of the axe
[04:24.50] Just psycho
[04:25.29] Just psycho
[04:26.09] Just psycho
[04:28.69] On the night of the axe