Something Rotten! / Make an Omelette

[00:12.49] Alas, poor yolk, I know thee well
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[00:22.23] There's something rotten
[00:23.50] There's something rotten
[00:25.86] You can smell it
[00:26.89] You can tell it's something rotten
[00:29.27] Now the kingdom is shot and it's all gone to pot
[00:33.69] Heaven help us, there is something rotten
[00:35.94] Hmm
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[00:41.50] My father newly dead
[00:43.71] And the funeral boiled eggs now coldly furnished for the marriage table
[00:47.89] Methinks another chef may have whisked our desperate eggs together, as one
[00:52.21] Pray nephew, what dost thou mean?
[00:55.52] Well, I'll tell you
[00:57.10] The fruit of life can't always taste like sweet persimmons
[01:01.43] Sometimes it's hard to swallow I'm afraid
[01:04.86] But when life has handed you some lemons
[01:08.81] Then hand it back a mug of lemonade
[01:13.22] My father said this to me
[01:15.62] That he did and then he blew me
[01:17.95] Away with wisdom simple and concise
[01:21.62] He said, "Eggbert, life is merely what you make of it
[01:27.16] So heed this sound advice"
[01:36.70] You make wine from sour grapes
[01:39.09] You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe
[01:42.05] When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:46.78] You get cola from a nut
[01:49.19] A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt
[01:52.15] When life gives you eggs, make an omelette
[01:55.34] Omelette
[01:56.64] The solution to your troubles is
[02:00.04] Cheese and vegetables
[02:01.94] And making bacon omelette, yeah!
[02:06.68] When it looks like you should quit
[02:08.94] Find another way of looking at it
[02:11.71] When life gives you eggs
[02:13.87] You gotta make that om-om-om
[02:15.52] Om-om-om
[02:17.02] Om-om-om
[02:18.14] Omelette
[02:19.47] Om-om-om
[02:20.98] Om-om-om
[02:21.99] Om-om-om
[02:23.08] Omelette
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[02:28.12] Omelette!
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[02:36.12] The solution to your troubles
[02:38.88] Right here in River City
[02:41.38] Shipoopi, Chicago
[02:43.90] Omelette, yeah!
[02:46.20] When it looks like you should quit
[02:48.66] Find another way of looking at it
[02:51.23] When life gives you eggs
[02:53.56] Just a great big bowl of eggs
[02:56.12] When life gives you eggs
[02:57.85] You gotta make that omelette
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[03:19.55] Crack, splat, psss
[03:22.58] Crack, splat, psss
[03:24.97] Make an omelette
[03:25.76] Crack, splat, psss
[03:28.17] Make an omelette
[03:31.56] Make an omelette
[03:33.02] Make an omelette
[03:34.71] Make an omelette now
[03:38.15] First melt a tablespoon of butter in a medium frying pan
[03:43.64] Over medium heat
[03:47.18] And sauté the onions and green pepper 'til they're tender
[03:52.85] Add the ham pieces
[03:56.29] Make an omelette
[03:57.72] Make an omelette
[03:59.48] Make an omelette now
[04:02.63] Turn off the heat
[04:05.48] Let the omelette sit one minute in the skillet
[04:08.65] So the inside cooks right through
[04:12.73]
[04:37.83] Take that egg and beat it
[04:39.77] Take that egg and beat it
[04:41.47] You gotta heat it and beat it, before you eat it
[04:43.65] So beat that egg
[04:44.67] Beat that egg
[04:45.56] Beat that egg
[04:47.25] And that's how you make an omelette
[04:49.66] That's how you make an omelette
[04:51.52] That's how you make an omelette
[04:53.59] That's how you make it
[04:56.63] And I am telling you
[05:00.05] I'm not gonna be an omelette
[05:03.44] Oh no, no, no
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[05:10.38] You make wine from sour grapes
[05:12.43] You got a flat pancake, just call it a crepe
[05:15.02] When life gives you eggs, make an oh-oh-oh-omelette
[05:19.74] Take an egg and pass on by
[05:21.81] If your cholesterol's high, you'll probably die
[05:24.18] When life gives you eggs
[05:26.37] Just a great big bowl of eggs
[05:28.62] When life gives you eggs
[05:30.53] You gotta make that om-om-om
[05:32.22] Om-om-om
[05:33.51] Om-om-om
[05:34.89] Om-om-om
[05:36.11] For heaven's sakes!
[05:37.63] It was white and yellow
[05:39.07] And white and yellow
[05:40.35] And white and yellow
[05:41.62] And white
[05:42.32] Make an omelette!
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