I Wanna Be a Producer

[00:05.50] THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[00:06.40] Unhappy... unhappy.very unhappy
[00:14.66] Unhappy... unhappy...
[00:18.23] Very very very very very
[00:21.06] Very very unhappy
[00:23.72] BLACK ACCOUNTANT:
[00:27.35] Oh, I debits all duh mornin'
[00:32.85] An' I credits all duh eb'nin
[00:37.48] Until dem ledgers be right
[00:42.97] LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[00:43.86] Until dem ledgers be right
[00:52.97] I spend my life accounting
[00:56.66] With figures and such
[00:58.42] THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[00:59.31] Unhappy
[01:00.25] To what is my life amounting
[01:02.94] It figures, not much
[01:05.78] THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[01:06.65] Unhappy
[01:07.59] I have a secret desire
[01:10.32] Hiding deep in my soul
[01:13.98] It sets my heart afire
[01:16.73] To see me in this role
[01:40.48] I wanna be a producer
[01:43.25] With a hit show on Broadway
[01:46.83] I wanna be a producer
[01:50.47] Lunch at Sardi's every day
[01:54.17] I wanna be a producer
[01:57.75] Sport a top hat and a cane
[02:01.46] I wanna be a producer
[02:05.06] And drive those girls insane!
[02:25.15] I wanna be a producer
[02:27.86] And sleep until half-past two
[02:31.52] I wanna be a producer
[02:35.20] And say, "You, you, you, not you"
[02:39.74] I wanna be a producer
[02:43.36] Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
[02:47.04] I wanna be a producer
[02:50.68] And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights!
[03:29.03] GIRLS:
[03:29.92] He wants to be a producer
[03:32.64] Sell it, girls!
[03:33.50] GIRLS:
[03:34.48] Of a great big Broadway smash
[03:35.47] Don't forget the balcony!
[03:36.32] GIRLS:
[03:37.23] He wants to be a producer
[03:39.02] Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
[03:43.61] He wants to be a producer
[03:46.39] Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
[03:48.11] GIRL #1:
[03:49.03] Ouch!
[03:49.97] GIRL #2:
[03:50.85] Eek!
[03:51.82] GIRL #3:
[03:52.72] Ooh!
[03:53.68] GIRL #4:
[03:59.09] Oh!
[04:13.60] GIRL #5:
[04:14.53] Ahh!
[04:15.46] GIRL #6:
[04:16.36] Yes!
[04:17.39] GIRLS:
[04:18.22] He wants to be a producer
[04:19.18] With a great big casting couch!
[04:40.18] I wanna be...
[04:40.56] GIRLS:
[04:41.43] He wants to be...
[04:42.33] I wanna be...
[04:43.24] GIRLS:
[04:44.17] He wants to be...
[04:45.05] I wanna be the greatest, grandest
[04:45.99] And most fabulous producer in the world
[04:47.78] GIRLS:
[04:48.63] He wants to be a producer
[04:51.46] He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke
[04:54.10] I just gotta be a producer
[04:59.67] Drink champagne until I puke
[05:01.48] GIRLS:
[05:02.32] Drink champagne 'til he pukes!
[05:04.17] I wanna be a producer
[05:06.90] Show the world just what I've got
[05:10.55] I'm gonna put on shows
[05:13.24] That will enthrall 'em
[05:15.05] GIRLS & LEO:
[05:16.07] Read my name in Winchell's column!
[05:18.77] I wanna be a producer
[05:25.14] 'Cause it's everything I'm not
[05:33.37] THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[05:34.37] Unhappy... unhappy...
[05:37.38] So unhappy
[05:39.13] LEO & THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[05:40.03] Very very very very very
[05:42.78] Very very...
[05:45.56] THE ACCOUNTANTS:
[05:46.42] ...sad
[05:49.17] I wanna be a producer
[05:56.12] Hold everything! What I am I doing here? Mr. Bialystock was right!
[06:01.66] There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
[06:03.40] Stop the world, I wanna get on!
[06:06.27] Bloom, where do you think you're going?
[06:11.63] Mr. Marks, I've got news for you. I quit!
[06:13.56] Here's my visor... my Dixon Ticonderoga number two pencil... and my big finish!
[06:21.76] I'm gonna be a producer
[06:25.41] Sound the horn and beat the drum
[06:29.99] I'm gonna be a producer
[06:32.63] Look out Broadway, cause here I come!!
[06:36.22] GIRLS & ACCOUNTANTS:
[06:37.17] Broadway, here he comes!
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