Finale

[00:01.76] Ladies and Gentlemen
[00:03.12] Shylock Productions in association with Pilgrim Enterprises
[00:07.63] Presents the Bottom brothers and their touching life story
[00:12.55] Who's that coming out of Cornwall with his brother?
[00:17.20] It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!
[00:19.31] Who's that startin' out with nothing but each other?
[00:24.14] It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!
[00:26.40] Yes, we are the Bottom brothers
[00:28.24] Writing plays just like our mothers
[00:30.02] Said we oughta do, we've learned a thing or two
[00:33.47] He almost got us all beheaded (Sorry)
[00:36.71] Instead we just got banished-ed (Yay!)
[00:40.43] We came from London on a boat
[00:42.12] We landed here and went and wrote
[00:44.13] A play with songs and dancers galore
[00:47.41] It's something no one else has ever seen before
[00:51.04] So here we go
[00:52.28] Putting on a show
[00:53.30] And not just any old ordinary show
[00:55.78] A big and bold extraordinary show
[00:58.18] A must-see, magical
[01:00.55] New, original musical
[01:07.44] A musical
[01:11.99] There's nothing as amazing as a musical
[01:16.25] With song and dance
[01:18.31] And sweet romance
[01:20.59] And happy endings happening by happenstance
[01:24.95] And you'll see
[01:25.82] It will be only the beginning
[01:29.72] This glorious creation called a musical
[01:35.44] Have you heard the news?
[01:37.28] Shakespeare's new play opened
[01:39.74] They say it's his masterpiece
[01:42.18] What's it called?
[01:43.74] Hamlet
[01:45.24] Hamlet! I was this close!
[01:50.29] Welcome to America
[01:53.39] Where nothing rhymes with America
[01:57.15] But who's complaining?
[01:58.94] Were living in the new world and living the dream
[02:02.81] It's our debut
[02:04.63] Welcome to America
[02:08.37] Where everything is new
[02:16.36] Welcome to America
[02:19.65] Everything is new
[02:22.80] Welcome to America
[02:25.36] Land of opportunity!
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