A Conversation I Overheard
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You're so cute that I'm always
Crying out to you to keep the
Spiders crawling up my legs
And making homes where my tights rip
(I don't like that)
(Like your ignorance, haha)
Spider bites hurt, but a kiss is always fun
It's exactly what I wanted
It's exactly what I aโ
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
The waiter comes up and asked her
"What'll it be tonight?"
She licks her lips, and with a wink
She says, almost knowing there'll be a reaction
Something juicy, I'm sure, I'm sure
"You have something I can take home
And leave in my fridge for about six or seven years
And bring it out and it'll still be tender?
Something I can cut without a knife?
Oh, surely sorbet, sorbet"
How could I forget?
It's cold to the tongue and it's cold to the touch
You're gonna get a headache
If you keep eating that all day
I don't care anyway
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
Okay, so across the table
He wags his big finger and says
With maybe just an ounce of condemnation
"That kind of diet is lacking nutrition
You know that I love you, it's sad that you're missing out
On this banquet to eat fucking ice off the floor"
My waiter is standing there across the room
He's crying his eyes out
Wishing he could go home and kiss his wife
But this spectacle is out of his control sadly
So he just stands there and waits it out
And he picks up all the rest of the ice cream
When they both left
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
Crying out to you to keep the
Spiders crawling up my legs
And making homes where my tights rip
(I don't like that)
(Like your ignorance, haha)
Spider bites hurt, but a kiss is always fun
It's exactly what I wanted
It's exactly what I aโ
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
The waiter comes up and asked her
"What'll it be tonight?"
She licks her lips, and with a wink
She says, almost knowing there'll be a reaction
Something juicy, I'm sure, I'm sure
"You have something I can take home
And leave in my fridge for about six or seven years
And bring it out and it'll still be tender?
Something I can cut without a knife?
Oh, surely sorbet, sorbet"
How could I forget?
It's cold to the tongue and it's cold to the touch
You're gonna get a headache
If you keep eating that all day
I don't care anyway
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
Okay, so across the table
He wags his big finger and says
With maybe just an ounce of condemnation
"That kind of diet is lacking nutrition
You know that I love you, it's sad that you're missing out
On this banquet to eat fucking ice off the floor"
My waiter is standing there across the room
He's crying his eyes out
Wishing he could go home and kiss his wife
But this spectacle is out of his control sadly
So he just stands there and waits it out
And he picks up all the rest of the ice cream
When they both left
She's getting very close
Sometimes I know I'm wrong
Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
This time is different
But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
I've got a story to tell about the weekend
All about our fucked up client
But he says, "Don't you know that
Speaking like this only leads to
Laughs at dinner?"
It's better just to save your breath
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.72] You're so cute that I'm always
[00:03.14] Crying out to you to keep the
[00:06.20] Spiders crawling up my legs
[00:09.29] And making homes where my tights rip
[00:13.38] (I don't like that)
[00:14.83] (Like your ignorance, haha)
[00:16.64] Spider bites hurt, but a kiss is always fun
[00:21.03] It's exactly what I wanted
[00:24.41] It's exactly what I aโ
[00:25.59]
[00:38.60] She's getting very close
[00:40.12] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[00:41.73] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[00:44.67] This time is different
[00:47.66] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[00:51.22] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[00:54.63] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[00:57.88] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[01:00.80] All about our fucked up client
[01:03.60] But he says, "Don't you know that
[01:07.14] Speaking like this only leads to
[01:12.16] Laughs at dinner?"
[01:13.46] It's better just to save your breath
[01:17.10] The waiter comes up and asked her
[01:19.23] "What'll it be tonight?"
[01:21.49] She licks her lips, and with a wink
[01:23.69] She says, almost knowing there'll be a reaction
[01:27.97] Something juicy, I'm sure, I'm sure
[01:30.84] "You have something I can take home
[01:32.64] And leave in my fridge for about six or seven years
[01:35.85] And bring it out and it'll still be tender?
[01:39.18] Something I can cut without a knife?
[01:41.66] Oh, surely sorbet, sorbet"
[01:44.69] How could I forget?
[01:46.28] It's cold to the tongue and it's cold to the touch
[01:49.43] You're gonna get a headache
[01:51.26] If you keep eating that all day
[01:53.70] I don't care anyway
[01:55.27] She's getting very close
[01:56.99] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[01:58.72] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[02:01.57] This time is different
[02:04.31] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[02:08.25] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[02:11.45] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[02:14.55] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[02:17.88] All about our fucked up client
[02:20.48] But he says, "Don't you know that
[02:23.94] Speaking like this only leads to
[02:28.77] Laughs at dinner?"
[02:30.08] It's better just to save your breath
[02:33.08] Okay, so across the table
[02:34.84] He wags his big finger and says
[02:37.33] With maybe just an ounce of condemnation
[02:39.78] "That kind of diet is lacking nutrition
[02:42.76] You know that I love you, it's sad that you're missing out
[02:46.63] On this banquet to eat fucking ice off the floor"
[02:50.07] My waiter is standing there across the room
[02:53.42] He's crying his eyes out
[02:55.17] Wishing he could go home and kiss his wife
[02:58.01] But this spectacle is out of his control sadly
[03:03.68] So he just stands there and waits it out
[03:06.53] And he picks up all the rest of the ice cream
[03:09.96] When they both left
[03:12.07] She's getting very close
[03:13.72] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[03:15.39] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[03:18.33] This time is different
[03:21.23] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[03:24.88] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:28.22] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[03:31.33] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:34.34] All about our fucked up client
[03:37.24] But he says, "Don't you know that
[03:40.79] Speaking like this only leads to
[03:45.70] Laughs at dinner?"
[03:46.89] It's better just to save your breath
[03:50.66] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:53.77] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[03:56.94] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[04:00.14] All about our fucked up client
[04:02.84] But he says, "Don't you know that
[04:06.43] Speaking like this only leads to
[04:11.18] Laughs at dinner?"
[04:12.59] It's better just to save your breath
[04:16.00]
[00:03.14] Crying out to you to keep the
[00:06.20] Spiders crawling up my legs
[00:09.29] And making homes where my tights rip
[00:13.38] (I don't like that)
[00:14.83] (Like your ignorance, haha)
[00:16.64] Spider bites hurt, but a kiss is always fun
[00:21.03] It's exactly what I wanted
[00:24.41] It's exactly what I aโ
[00:25.59]
[00:38.60] She's getting very close
[00:40.12] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[00:41.73] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[00:44.67] This time is different
[00:47.66] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[00:51.22] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[00:54.63] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[00:57.88] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[01:00.80] All about our fucked up client
[01:03.60] But he says, "Don't you know that
[01:07.14] Speaking like this only leads to
[01:12.16] Laughs at dinner?"
[01:13.46] It's better just to save your breath
[01:17.10] The waiter comes up and asked her
[01:19.23] "What'll it be tonight?"
[01:21.49] She licks her lips, and with a wink
[01:23.69] She says, almost knowing there'll be a reaction
[01:27.97] Something juicy, I'm sure, I'm sure
[01:30.84] "You have something I can take home
[01:32.64] And leave in my fridge for about six or seven years
[01:35.85] And bring it out and it'll still be tender?
[01:39.18] Something I can cut without a knife?
[01:41.66] Oh, surely sorbet, sorbet"
[01:44.69] How could I forget?
[01:46.28] It's cold to the tongue and it's cold to the touch
[01:49.43] You're gonna get a headache
[01:51.26] If you keep eating that all day
[01:53.70] I don't care anyway
[01:55.27] She's getting very close
[01:56.99] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[01:58.72] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[02:01.57] This time is different
[02:04.31] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[02:08.25] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[02:11.45] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[02:14.55] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[02:17.88] All about our fucked up client
[02:20.48] But he says, "Don't you know that
[02:23.94] Speaking like this only leads to
[02:28.77] Laughs at dinner?"
[02:30.08] It's better just to save your breath
[02:33.08] Okay, so across the table
[02:34.84] He wags his big finger and says
[02:37.33] With maybe just an ounce of condemnation
[02:39.78] "That kind of diet is lacking nutrition
[02:42.76] You know that I love you, it's sad that you're missing out
[02:46.63] On this banquet to eat fucking ice off the floor"
[02:50.07] My waiter is standing there across the room
[02:53.42] He's crying his eyes out
[02:55.17] Wishing he could go home and kiss his wife
[02:58.01] But this spectacle is out of his control sadly
[03:03.68] So he just stands there and waits it out
[03:06.53] And he picks up all the rest of the ice cream
[03:09.96] When they both left
[03:12.07] She's getting very close
[03:13.72] Sometimes I know I'm wrong
[03:15.39] Okay, I'm wrong a lot of times, but maybe
[03:18.33] This time is different
[03:21.23] But I definitely know that I can hold it out now
[03:24.88] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:28.22] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[03:31.33] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:34.34] All about our fucked up client
[03:37.24] But he says, "Don't you know that
[03:40.79] Speaking like this only leads to
[03:45.70] Laughs at dinner?"
[03:46.89] It's better just to save your breath
[03:50.66] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[03:53.77] Her sweat is stumbling out as she's speaking
[03:56.94] I've got a story to tell about the weekend
[04:00.14] All about our fucked up client
[04:02.84] But he says, "Don't you know that
[04:06.43] Speaking like this only leads to
[04:11.18] Laughs at dinner?"
[04:12.59] It's better just to save your breath
[04:16.00]