Tom Cruise Crazy
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⏱️ 3:41 duration
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📜 Lyrics
Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old, retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
Because he's not of this world anymore
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
At least all his people tell him so
And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
Good thing that he's not gay anymore
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise is always getting older
He knows he'll never be that young again
And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
He sees a thousand younger leading men
He knows someday he'll have to play
An old, retarded grandpa
While someone younger plays his sexy son
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
Because he's not of this world anymore
Somewhere in some secluded castle
Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
And the outside world is always such a hassle
Sometimes he won't go out at all
There are millions who know his name
Everybody loves him
Why is it that he feels so alone?
Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
Just be glad it's him, not you
If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
You'd flash your big white shiny smile
And buy expensive shoes
But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.02] Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie
[00:16.42] At least all his people tell him so
[00:20.55] And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
[00:28.04] It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
[00:35.88] But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
[00:42.35] Good thing that he's not gay anymore
[00:47.59] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[00:52.32] Just be glad it's him, not you
[00:55.68] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[00:59.03] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[01:02.38] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[01:05.85] And buy expensive shoes
[01:08.53] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[01:21.48] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[01:21.77] Tom Cruise is always getting older
[01:26.45] He knows he'll never be that young again
[01:31.46] And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
[01:39.76] He sees a thousand younger leading men
[01:45.25] He knows someday he'll have to play
[01:50.76] An old, retarded grandpa
[01:54.82] While someone younger plays his sexy son
[01:58.49] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[02:04.23] Just be glad it's him, not you
[02:07.65] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[02:11.04] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[02:13.99] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[02:17.94] And buy expensive shoes
[02:20.62] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[02:27.74] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[02:30.11] Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
[02:40.28] Because he's not of this world anymore
[02:46.67] Somewhere in some secluded castle
[02:52.42] Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
[02:59.43] And the outside world is always such a hassle
[03:04.02] Sometimes he won't go out at all
[03:11.11] There are millions who know his name
[03:16.29] Everybody loves him
[03:19.61] Why is it that he feels so alone?
[03:23.83] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[03:29.47] Just be glad it's him, not you
[03:32.35] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[03:36.72] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[03:40.02] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[03:42.58] And buy expensive shoes
[03:45.89] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[03:52.50] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[04:04.53]
[00:16.42] At least all his people tell him so
[00:20.55] And while he thinks that she's a very special lady
[00:28.04] It's probably not the way he'd choose to go
[00:35.88] But a lifetime of longing looks would cause too much distraction
[00:42.35] Good thing that he's not gay anymore
[00:47.59] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[00:52.32] Just be glad it's him, not you
[00:55.68] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[00:59.03] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[01:02.38] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[01:05.85] And buy expensive shoes
[01:08.53] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[01:21.48] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[01:21.77] Tom Cruise is always getting older
[01:26.45] He knows he'll never be that young again
[01:31.46] And when Tom Cruise looks back over his shoulder
[01:39.76] He sees a thousand younger leading men
[01:45.25] He knows someday he'll have to play
[01:50.76] An old, retarded grandpa
[01:54.82] While someone younger plays his sexy son
[01:58.49] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[02:04.23] Just be glad it's him, not you
[02:07.65] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[02:11.04] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[02:13.99] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[02:17.94] And buy expensive shoes
[02:20.62] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[02:27.74] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[02:30.11] Tom Cruise hopes somewhere there's a place for him
[02:40.28] Because he's not of this world anymore
[02:46.67] Somewhere in some secluded castle
[02:52.42] Poor Tom Cruise sits staring at the wall
[02:59.43] And the outside world is always such a hassle
[03:04.02] Sometimes he won't go out at all
[03:11.11] There are millions who know his name
[03:16.29] Everybody loves him
[03:19.61] Why is it that he feels so alone?
[03:23.83] Tom Cruise is Tom Cruise crazy
[03:29.47] Just be glad it's him, not you
[03:32.35] If you had Tom Cruise's troubles
[03:36.72] You might be Tom Cruise crazy, too
[03:40.02] You'd flash your big white shiny smile
[03:42.58] And buy expensive shoes
[03:45.89] But you'd be the only man on Earth who couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise, oh no
[03:52.50] You couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise
[04:04.53]