The Tender Surrender

Let the first recorded words of my adult life go as follows

Hah! Hah!
Brrr-hah!
Chah-chah!
Okay! Okay!
Oh

I don't know, maybe
I can't see what you see in me
I don't know, marquee
You harpy, stand away from me

I've got a real problem, acting cool
Asserting social dominance in cheap turquoise shoes
I've got a real problem, trusting you
'Cause I know when I'm drunk
I know just what you'll try and do

La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, hah-hah!

I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me
You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth
Yeah, I've got some extra veins, I've got some extra nerves
I'm hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured

I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me
You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth
She's got your dopamine in her brain, she'll never be the same
I know I'm acting most tragic when I'm passing on the blame

Okay okay alright alright okay okay alright
Okay alright alright okay okay alright alright
Okay okay alright alright okay okay alright
Okay okay alright alright okay okay alright

I don't know, maybe
I can't see what you see in me
I don't know, marquee
You harpy, stand away from me

I've got a real problem
A-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I've got a real problem, trusting you
'Cause I know when you aim
I know just where you're gonna shoot

La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, ha-ha-hold me
La-la-love me, hah-hah!

I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me
You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth
Yeah, I've got some extra veins, I've got some extra nerves
I'm hoping one day acting cool will make me feel self assured

I know, I know, I know, I know it's hard to see a girl like me
You fucking know, you fucking know I'm fucking lying through my teeth
She's got your dopamine in her brain, she'll never be the same
I know I'm acting most tragic when I'm passing on the blame

(Don't you dare remember me as an instant message, R.I.P)
(Don't you dare remember me as an instant message, R.I.P)
Don't you dare remember me as an instant message, R.I.P
Don't you dare remember me as an instant message, R.I.P