Average Guy

Mustard Plug
Big Daddy Multitude
Average Guy (7-11 Man)
I work at the 7-11, that's how I get all my pay. Sometimes I work all
The night, sometimes I work all the day. I sell junk to all of my
Friends, I sell almost everything. Pizza pies and chicken pies, even
Eraseable pens.

I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't kill
Me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?

Strange things happen to me every day, my boss says you just learn to
Say: all I do is wait and wait and pray: "will I make it through
Another hectic day?" Every hour I supersceme my life, my parents
Wondering if I was raised up right. I got three cameras to film the
Bloody sight of people who may just murder me tonight.

I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't kill
Me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?

My work also has it's benefits, I get to watch people fit all that
They can fit into their coats and pockets with hand because noone is
Afraid of the 7-11 man. Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,
Eating packs of chewing gum all threw the night. Six more hours the
Sun will rise and I'm just a working man who's trying to survive.

I'm just an average guy, every day I risk my life. Please don't kill
Me tonight, there's only a twenty in the register, alright?