Shorty Said (Gordon Voidwell remix)

[00:19.59] Shorty said
[00:21.92] Carlos Mencia
[00:23.18] Fuck Carlos Mencia
[00:24.25] I said take notice, and ma please focus
[00:27.32] I look like him
[00:28.31] George Lopez
[00:29.82] Shorty said I look like
[00:30.99] Mario Lopez
[00:31.87] With no lats, and no traps and no pecs
[00:33.65] And no abs
[00:34.85] Shorty said I look like Cro-mag
[00:36.42] No man, that's a cave man
[00:37.95] She told me I was racist at
[00:39.40] The rave, man
[00:40.68] I look like a Cro-mag too, man
[00:43.16] Rasta
[00:44.38] , Half pasta, no Ragu, man
[00:45.34] Shorty said I look like
[00:46.78] Slash
[00:47.42] With no hat on
[00:48.05] She asked if I had a
[00:48.86] Spot where we could get our smash on
[00:49.91] Shorty said I look like
[00:51.25] Devendra Banhart
[00:52.45] Shorty said I look like that
[00:53.03] Dude from Japan's art
[00:54.78] You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers
[00:56.64] Shorty said I look just like
[00:58.29] Egyptian Lover
[00:59.32] Yeah, we was kicking it
[01:00.44] You chillin, ma
[01:01.68] Shorty said I look like a chubby
[01:03.05] Jake Gyllenhaal
[01:03.93] I said, this ain't "Brokeback"
[01:05.03] Broke mack
[01:06.28] Type so hard, I'm now typing on a broke Mac
[01:08.25] Book Air
[01:09.15] , Well girl you look here
[01:10.67] And we fly high
[01:11.82] Latino cop on CSI
[01:15.11] -I-I
[01:15.51] Shorty said I look like the guy
[01:17.44] Who did that song "La Bamba"
[01:19.26] What was his name?
[01:20.12] Ay-carumba!
[01:21.02] I don't even know, shorty wanna do the
[01:22.83] Rumba
[01:23.41] I said that was dumb, thu
[01:24.37] Wait, shorty said I look like
[01:25.82] Osama
[01:26.53] Obama
[01:27.53] Minus the drama
[01:28.38] Shorty wanna meet my momma
[01:29.45] Shorty said I look real calm
[01:30.89] And maybe I got good karma
[01:35.14] Shorty said I look like
[01:55.29] Aditya Pancholi
[01:56.37] Chunky Pandey
[01:57.38] Deepak Tijori
[01:58.58] John Abraham
[01:59.80] Shahrukh Khan
[02:00.93] Amitabh Bachchan
[02:01.97] Salman Khan
[02:03.06] Amir Khan
[02:04.16] Kader Khan
[02:05.31] Genghis Khan
[02:06.44] Irrfan Khan
[02:07.92] Eloheinu
[02:09.57] Shorty said I look like the dude from the
[02:11.92] Passion of the Christ
[02:13.05] Jesus Christ
[02:13.98] Smell like beans and rice
[02:16.23] Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ
[02:18.89] Yeah, shorty said it twice
[02:20.25] Shorty said I was nice
[02:21.27] Shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse
[02:23.41] Shorty said I look like
[02:24.69] Bob Weisz
[02:25.67] Shorty said I look like
[02:26.79] Swizz Beats but like
[02:27.41] Minus the ice
[02:28.30] Shorty said I'm nice, yeah shorty said it twice
[02:30.22] Shorty said I look like
[02:31.59] Shaun Bridgmohan
[02:32.86] I said maybe I might just look like just
[02:34.52] Mohan
[02:35.33] Broham
[02:35.96] Rohan
[02:37.00] Ninja
[02:38.21] That she with ain't this
[02:38.84] And shorty said I act like a
[02:40.21] Gay David Banner on acid
[02:41.64] Shorty said I look like
[02:43.22] I work in a garage
[02:44.37] Turtle from Entourage
[02:46.21] And she looks like Sloan
[02:47.63] Shorty don't say much, shorty just moan
[02:50.92] And that's cause I'm a freak, yo
[02:52.63] Shorty said I look like
[02:54.01] Richard Grieco
[02:54.74] Greco
[02:55.48] Shorty said I look like
[02:56.90] Art Deco
[02:58.18] Shorty said I look like the
[02:59.38] Gecko from the Geico commercials
[03:00.95] Plus the caveman too
[03:02.24] She hurt you too?
[03:04.19] She hurt a lot of fools
[03:04.94] Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools
[03:07.11] Shorty said I look like the
[03:08.39] Dude who cuts her roses
[03:09.55] She forgets his name but she
[03:10.72] Supposes it was Moses
[03:11.42] Moises
[03:12.54] Shorty asked why all the
[03:13.88] Boys-es
[03:14.54] From all those places have such strange names and faces
[03:16.18] Das racist
[03:17.44] I told her das racist
[03:18.54] I told her das racist
[03:19.89] I told her das racist
[03:21.09] I told her das racist, she likes me
[03:22.85] Cause I'm tasteless
[03:23.64] Bracelets
[03:24.31] And we hit it in her momma's basement
[03:25.53] Her gay sister's dark room
[03:27.36] Shorty says I look like a cartoon
[03:28.55] Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit
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