Greg's Drinking Song
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⏱️ 2:24 duration
🆔 ID: 348060
📜 Lyrics
Gather ye round
And I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times
I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory
More then you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink
I pee my pants, my pants
I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants
I say it's water but all it takes is a glance
For people to realise I peed my pants
Wow! I did not know it was that bad!
Yes, wine can be fun
White, Rosè and Red
Til I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some Gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck
Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat
I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway
And puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat
While some can enjoy
A scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine
Then they're barely awake
For me it's much different
What happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then...
I fly a plane, a plane
I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting,
"I'll fly this plane"
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from South West
Cos I tried to fly planes
Everybody!
He had sex with a bush, a bush
He had sex with a bush
That wasn't a woman??
No, it was a bush
It had twigs and leaves
Cos it was a bush
That's where that scar comes from!
From sexing a bush
But he's breaking the cycle
And making a push
He's winning his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat
And South West and Jim's Truck
And my car!
My car too!
And a buuuuush
And I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times
I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory
More then you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink
I pee my pants, my pants
I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants
I say it's water but all it takes is a glance
For people to realise I peed my pants
Wow! I did not know it was that bad!
Yes, wine can be fun
White, Rosè and Red
Til I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some Gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck
Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat
I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway
And puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat
While some can enjoy
A scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine
Then they're barely awake
For me it's much different
What happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then...
I fly a plane, a plane
I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting,
"I'll fly this plane"
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from South West
Cos I tried to fly planes
Everybody!
He had sex with a bush, a bush
He had sex with a bush
That wasn't a woman??
No, it was a bush
It had twigs and leaves
Cos it was a bush
That's where that scar comes from!
From sexing a bush
But he's breaking the cycle
And making a push
He's winning his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat
And South West and Jim's Truck
And my car!
My car too!
And a buuuuush
⏱️ Synced Lyrics
[00:07.67] Gather ye round
[00:08.94] And I'll tell you a tale
[00:11.00] Of all the great times
[00:12.63] I've had with an ale
[00:14.60] There's joy and there's glory
[00:16.32] More then you can think
[00:17.83] Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink
[00:22.74] I pee my pants, my pants
[00:25.24] I pee my pants
[00:27.01] I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants
[00:30.76] I say it's water but all it takes is a glance
[00:34.19] For people to realise I peed my pants
[00:37.86] Wow! I did not know it was that bad!
[00:40.39] Yes, wine can be fun
[00:42.07] White, Rosè and Red
[00:43.95] Til I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
[00:47.38] Chase down the regret with some Gin for good luck
[00:50.84] Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck
[00:54.72] Drive home then
[00:55.62] I puke on my cat, my cat
[00:58.38] I puke on my cat
[01:00.07] I fall through the doorway
[01:01.64] And puke on my cat
[01:03.46] Poor little Bruno did not expect that
[01:07.05] I try for the toilet but puke on my cat
[01:13.34] While some can enjoy
[01:15.50] A scotch with a steak
[01:17.66] Or one glass of wine
[01:19.51] Then they're barely awake
[01:22.57] For me it's much different
[01:25.03] What happens when
[01:27.68] I try to have one, it just turns into ten
[01:32.11] And then...
[01:33.34] I fly a plane, a plane
[01:35.62] I fly a plane
[01:37.21] I knock on the cockpit shouting,
[01:39.26] "I'll fly this plane"
[01:40.86] We emergency landed, the TSA came
[01:44.25] Now I'm banned from South West
[01:45.91] Cos I tried to fly planes
[01:48.27] Everybody!
[01:49.52] He had sex with a bush, a bush
[01:52.19] He had sex with a bush
[01:54.23] That wasn't a woman??
[01:56.02] No, it was a bush
[01:57.57] It had twigs and leaves
[01:59.49] Cos it was a bush
[02:01.30] That's where that scar comes from!
[02:02.91] From sexing a bush
[02:04.82] But he's breaking the cycle
[02:06.72] And making a push
[02:08.60] He's winning his drinking
[02:11.50] And saving his pants and his cat
[02:13.56] And South West and Jim's Truck
[02:15.26] And my car!
[02:16.24] My car too!
[02:17.12] And a buuuuush
[02:20.37]
[00:08.94] And I'll tell you a tale
[00:11.00] Of all the great times
[00:12.63] I've had with an ale
[00:14.60] There's joy and there's glory
[00:16.32] More then you can think
[00:17.83] Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink
[00:22.74] I pee my pants, my pants
[00:25.24] I pee my pants
[00:27.01] I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants
[00:30.76] I say it's water but all it takes is a glance
[00:34.19] For people to realise I peed my pants
[00:37.86] Wow! I did not know it was that bad!
[00:40.39] Yes, wine can be fun
[00:42.07] White, Rosè and Red
[00:43.95] Til I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
[00:47.38] Chase down the regret with some Gin for good luck
[00:50.84] Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck
[00:54.72] Drive home then
[00:55.62] I puke on my cat, my cat
[00:58.38] I puke on my cat
[01:00.07] I fall through the doorway
[01:01.64] And puke on my cat
[01:03.46] Poor little Bruno did not expect that
[01:07.05] I try for the toilet but puke on my cat
[01:13.34] While some can enjoy
[01:15.50] A scotch with a steak
[01:17.66] Or one glass of wine
[01:19.51] Then they're barely awake
[01:22.57] For me it's much different
[01:25.03] What happens when
[01:27.68] I try to have one, it just turns into ten
[01:32.11] And then...
[01:33.34] I fly a plane, a plane
[01:35.62] I fly a plane
[01:37.21] I knock on the cockpit shouting,
[01:39.26] "I'll fly this plane"
[01:40.86] We emergency landed, the TSA came
[01:44.25] Now I'm banned from South West
[01:45.91] Cos I tried to fly planes
[01:48.27] Everybody!
[01:49.52] He had sex with a bush, a bush
[01:52.19] He had sex with a bush
[01:54.23] That wasn't a woman??
[01:56.02] No, it was a bush
[01:57.57] It had twigs and leaves
[01:59.49] Cos it was a bush
[02:01.30] That's where that scar comes from!
[02:02.91] From sexing a bush
[02:04.82] But he's breaking the cycle
[02:06.72] And making a push
[02:08.60] He's winning his drinking
[02:11.50] And saving his pants and his cat
[02:13.56] And South West and Jim's Truck
[02:15.26] And my car!
[02:16.24] My car too!
[02:17.12] And a buuuuush
[02:20.37]