Regretroid
๐ต 1822 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:58 duration
๐ ID: 3375922
๐ Lyrics
There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids
When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding
WHAT?!
Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave
Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid!
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs
And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?
Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
Uh... no! Prepare to die!
Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight
And Kraid said
No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
But Samus said
What pisses me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object!
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect!
Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way!
Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain!
Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance!
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
That's it, you're all fucking dead!
What? This room feels stuffy
By the way, do you like puppies?
Here's a basket of puppies!
(Spoken)
Whoops. Killed the puppies
And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids
When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding
And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding
WHAT?!
Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave
Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid!
I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens
I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs
And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?
Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
Uh... no! Prepare to die!
Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight
And Kraid said
No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
But Samus said
What pisses me off most in this world
Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
Stop treating me like I'm a sex object!
Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect!
Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way!
Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain!
Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance!
I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
That's it, you're all fucking dead!
What? This room feels stuffy
By the way, do you like puppies?
Here's a basket of puppies!
(Spoken)
Whoops. Killed the puppies
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.25] There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
[00:05.92] And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
[00:09.10] Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids
[00:12.35] When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
[00:15.61] She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding
[00:19.07] And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding
[00:22.21] WHAT?!
[00:22.96] Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave
[00:25.68] Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid!
[00:28.79] I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
[00:31.47] You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens
[00:34.71] I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
[00:38.23] Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
[00:41.51] I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
[00:44.41] And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs
[00:47.68] And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?
[00:50.70] Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
[00:52.25] Uh... no! Prepare to die!
[00:54.45] Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
[00:57.15] She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight
[01:00.35] And Kraid said
[01:01.18] No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
[01:03.52] I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
[01:06.92] But Samus said
[01:07.93] What pisses me off most in this world
[01:09.98] Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
[01:13.13] So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
[01:16.30] And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
[01:20.02] Stop treating me like I'm a sex object!
[01:22.83] Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect!
[01:26.08] Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way!
[01:29.37] Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain!
[01:32.35] Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance!
[01:35.59] I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
[01:38.73] That's it, you're all fucking dead!
[01:40.47] What? This room feels stuffy
[01:41.96] By the way, do you like puppies?
[01:43.95] Here's a basket of puppies!
[01:46.23] (Spoken)
[01:49.75] Whoops. Killed the puppies
[01:52.44]
[00:05.92] And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face
[00:09.10] Her name was Samus Aran, and she would destroy Metroids
[00:12.35] When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed
[00:15.61] She stood up to every challenge, no matter however demanding
[00:19.07] And her courage was amazing, and her boobies were outstanding
[00:22.21] WHAT?!
[00:22.96] Uh, nothing! I was just saying that you're brave
[00:25.68] Uh... okay... hey, look over there! It's Kraid!
[00:28.79] I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
[00:31.47] You're gonna die, motherfucker, I take up five screens
[00:34.71] I'm gonna swallow you whole, and then you'll go down easy!
[00:38.23] Then you'll be digested and converted to feces!
[00:41.51] I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes
[00:44.41] And your beautiful hair, and your well-toned thighs
[00:47.68] And your pillowy lips and... wait, you're not a guy?
[00:50.70] Is that a problem, you FUCK?!
[00:52.25] Uh... no! Prepare to die!
[00:54.45] Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight
[00:57.15] She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super-tight
[01:00.35] And Kraid said
[01:01.18] No way, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
[01:03.52] I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked
[01:06.92] But Samus said
[01:07.93] What pisses me off most in this world
[01:09.98] Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl
[01:13.13] So do me a favor, and take your cakes and your pies
[01:16.30] And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes!
[01:20.02] Stop treating me like I'm a sex object!
[01:22.83] Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect!
[01:26.08] Yeah, Kraid, you never talk to ME that way!
[01:29.37] Oh, gosh, I wonder if it's because you're a huge, disgusting brain!
[01:32.35] Get the fuck off my planet, this is your last chance!
[01:35.59] I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
[01:38.73] That's it, you're all fucking dead!
[01:40.47] What? This room feels stuffy
[01:41.96] By the way, do you like puppies?
[01:43.95] Here's a basket of puppies!
[01:46.23] (Spoken)
[01:49.75] Whoops. Killed the puppies
[01:52.44]