Mega Marital Problems

[00:01.18] Hello, Mega Man
[00:02.21] Und Mrs. Mega Man
[00:03.28] Velcome to couples therapy
[00:04.75] I'm Dr. Wily
[00:05.71] Dr. Wily?
[00:06.73] You're a therapist now?!
[00:08.01] But you're evil
[00:08.97] And bent on world domination!
[00:10.10] Not anymore
[00:10.99] Those days are behind me.
[00:12.29] Don't question it
[00:13.22] SHUT UP
[00:14.03] Just tell me zee problem
[00:15.28] Over zis hot beat!
[00:15.95] Ok...
[00:16.54] Well, you see, Doc, I've got a pretty nice life.
[00:18.20] A Mega House with two kids
[00:19.49] And a hot Mega Wife
[00:20.42] But I got a little problem
[00:21.68] With my android bride,
[00:22.65] When it comes to making love
[00:23.72] She's never satisfied!
[00:24.61] We've been fucking for decades
[00:25.62] Sex has gotten routine
[00:26.59] We need to spice that shit up
[00:27.77] I'm not a total machine!
[00:28.75] I'm sick of all the romance
[00:29.94] And the cuddles and the love
[00:30.91] It's time to get dirty
[00:31.95] And do all the weird stuff
[00:32.80] It would be seeming to me
[00:34.58] Zat zee problem here
[00:36.66] Is you don't listen to your wife
[00:38.78] She is being clear.
[00:41.44] But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder...
[00:43.38] Quiet!
[00:43.82] Zee doctor is talking.
[00:44.65] Zer must be
[00:45.16] ORDER!!
[00:46.01] Sorry
[00:47.75] I'm not evil anymore
[00:49.35] You must beat zee Robot Masters
[00:51.43] To acquire skills
[00:53.38] And then use them on your wife
[00:55.44] When she is getting drilled
[00:58.09] Maybe she'd like shocks
[00:59.72] From Elec Man's beam
[01:01.74] Or getting burned by fireballs
[01:03.88] She's a freaky man's dream
[01:06.75] Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master?
[01:08.63] Get out and do it, you stupid bastard
[01:10.83] Your marriage will be healthy
[01:12.18] Like pure springwater
[01:12.85] Now leave my office
[01:13.85] Before you are SLAUGHTERED!
[01:14.97] Fine!
[01:15.32] I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage,
[01:16.81] For the satisfaction
[01:17.82] Of my lady's undercarriage
[01:18.95] First, I'll take out Fire Man
[01:20.46] Not much of a test
[01:21.12] Oh, your weakness is ice?
[01:21.92] I would've never fucking guessed!
[01:23.13] Now Ice Man is here
[01:24.11] This shouldn't take up too much time
[01:25.17] Oh, is your weakness fire?
[01:26.32] You just blew my fucking mind!
[01:27.53] I cut Cut Man
[01:28.33] And he's gonna need stitches
[01:29.38] Bomb and Elec Man
[01:30.45] Just went down like little bitches
[01:31.69] Wait, you douchebag!
[01:33.34] I'm gonna end your life
[01:35.39] I am Mega Man Zero
[01:37.37] And I'm here to plow your wife
[01:39.68] I bring sex moves from the future
[01:41.58] And my skills are vast
[01:43.10] Like my
[01:44.13] Super double ultra mega nut buster come blast
[01:47.77] Oh!
[01:48.56] Women can't resist
[01:49.76] My blonde flowing locks
[01:51.71] I'll slap a stamp right on my package
[01:54.14] And deliver your wife the cock
[01:56.12] My shining armor is red
[01:58.07] The color of victory
[02:00.11] While your fruity suit is blue
[02:02.35] Like your balls will soon be
[02:05.48] Wait. What are you doing?
[02:08.23] Mega Dick Activate!!
[02:11.99] Ahhhhhhh!
[02:13.55] So Mega Man harnessed
[02:14.56] All zee powers of zee Masters
[02:15.41] And killed Zero
[02:16.49] With his mega laser schlong blaster
[02:17.57] And zen he banged his wife
[02:18.69] Until she screamed "Yes, more!"
[02:19.61] And zen she loved him again
[02:20.50] Cause she's a SHALLOW WHORE!
[02:22.73] Sorry...
[02:23.99] Zat vas misogynistic
[02:25.36] She is a whore, though
[02:27.12] What'd you say?
[02:28.53] Nussing!
[02:29.46] Douche...
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