It's Dangerous to Go Alone
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๐ Lyrics
Hey
Heh
Alright
Yeah
Aww, yeah
My name is Link, y'all
I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good
Since 1986, old school
I'm bringing you a laid back
Summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link
Hey, what's up, old man?
I see that you're embarking
On another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina
To rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon
That'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this
Thanks, Old Man
That is really very nice
I can always count on you
For help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword
Of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword
It's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can't lie
I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny
If you know what I mean
Wait a minute, Link
Don't leave the cave
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance
To fondle old scrotum
That you're blowing
That was weird
But whatever
There is no time to lose
I've got to warp right now to Zelda
In this chilled out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair
I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia
But even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
And Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must have
Gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly
There is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link
Old Man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive
With just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this
Well that's really kind of-
Gah
That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic
But I'm not into men
Don't be that way, bitch
Let me introduce you
To my three best friends
Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
If you see the princess Zelda
Well, you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab
My inflatable Poo Jabber
Oh my god
I gotta warp outta here
Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf
Before it gets too late
Ok, now I really
Don't know where I am
Hold on a minute, Link
God dammit, Old Man
You're in Raccoon City
It's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone
Take-
No
Fuck you
I'm not giving you a
I'm not touching your ween
Stop the chilled out groove
Jeez
I come in here
You tell me you've got
A wee wee weapon
It's not cool
Not gonna touch it
I'm not gonna sp-
No
So is that a "No" on the handjob or?
Ok
Heh
Alright
Yeah
Aww, yeah
My name is Link, y'all
I'm straight outta Hyrule
Been on the force of good
Since 1986, old school
I'm bringing you a laid back
Summertime jam
Hold on a minute, Link
Hey, what's up, old man?
I see that you're embarking
On another epic quest
You're gonna use your ocarina
To rescue the princess
But you'll need a magic weapon
That'll never ever miss
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this
Thanks, Old Man
That is really very nice
I can always count on you
For help and friendly advice
Though I've never seen a sword
Of quite that shape or size
Oh god, that's not a sword
It's your dick in disguise
Yes, I can't lie
I have painted my shween
Now grab your destiny
If you know what I mean
Wait a minute, Link
Don't leave the cave
Where do you think you're going?
This is a great chance
To fondle old scrotum
That you're blowing
That was weird
But whatever
There is no time to lose
I've got to warp right now to Zelda
In this chilled out groove
Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair
I'm in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia
But even more shitty
I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
And Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must have
Gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly
There is justice to do
Hold on a minute, Link
Old Man, is that you?
This is a place you can't survive
With just your sword and your wits
It's dangerous to go alone
Take this
Well that's really kind of-
Gah
That's your wrinkled dick again
Look, I know I wear a tunic
But I'm not into men
Don't be that way, bitch
Let me introduce you
To my three best friends
Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
If you see the princess Zelda
Well, you know you're gonna grab her
So why don't you try to come grab
My inflatable Poo Jabber
Oh my god
I gotta warp outta here
Princess Zelda awaits
I must defeat Ganondorf
Before it gets too late
Ok, now I really
Don't know where I am
Hold on a minute, Link
God dammit, Old Man
You're in Raccoon City
It's a zombie abyss
It's dangerous to go alone
Take-
No
Fuck you
I'm not giving you a
I'm not touching your ween
Stop the chilled out groove
Jeez
I come in here
You tell me you've got
A wee wee weapon
It's not cool
Not gonna touch it
I'm not gonna sp-
No
So is that a "No" on the handjob or?
Ok
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.77] Hey
[00:03.22] Heh
[00:04.36] Alright
[00:05.70] Yeah
[00:07.07] Aww, yeah
[00:10.43] My name is Link, y'all
[00:11.76] I'm straight outta Hyrule
[00:12.96] Been on the force of good
[00:14.01] Since 1986, old school
[00:15.89] I'm bringing you a laid back
[00:17.33] Summertime jam
[00:18.42] Hold on a minute, Link
[00:19.77] Hey, what's up, old man?
[00:21.22] I see that you're embarking
[00:22.43] On another epic quest
[00:23.64] You're gonna use your ocarina
[00:24.93] To rescue the princess
[00:26.39] But you'll need a magic weapon
[00:27.79] That'll never ever miss
[00:29.09] It's dangerous to go alone
[00:30.66] Take this
[00:31.76] Thanks, Old Man
[00:33.03] That is really very nice
[00:34.24] I can always count on you
[00:35.54] For help and friendly advice
[00:37.02] Though I've never seen a sword
[00:38.47] Of quite that shape or size
[00:39.69] Oh god, that's not a sword
[00:41.10] It's your dick in disguise
[00:42.54] Yes, I can't lie
[00:44.60] I have painted my shween
[00:47.57] Now grab your destiny
[00:49.76] If you know what I mean
[00:52.57] Wait a minute, Link
[00:54.27] Don't leave the cave
[00:55.53] Where do you think you're going?
[00:57.90] This is a great chance
[00:59.53] To fondle old scrotum
[01:01.90] That you're blowing
[01:05.02] That was weird
[01:07.03] But whatever
[01:07.85] There is no time to lose
[01:08.94] I've got to warp right now to Zelda
[01:10.32] In this chilled out groove
[01:11.66] Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair
[01:13.08] I'm in Liberty City
[01:14.26] This place looks just like Philadelphia
[01:15.80] But even more shitty
[01:17.17] I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
[01:18.45] And Prostitute Junction
[01:19.68] Something in my Ocarina must have
[01:21.14] Gone and malfunctioned
[01:22.42] I gotta fix it quickly
[01:23.62] There is justice to do
[01:24.98] Hold on a minute, Link
[01:26.27] Old Man, is that you?
[01:27.74] This is a place you can't survive
[01:28.96] With just your sword and your wits
[01:30.25] It's dangerous to go alone
[01:32.04] Take this
[01:33.20] Well that's really kind of-
[01:34.16] Gah
[01:34.61] That's your wrinkled dick again
[01:35.67] Look, I know I wear a tunic
[01:36.83] But I'm not into men
[01:38.48] Don't be that way, bitch
[01:40.41] Let me introduce you
[01:43.44] To my three best friends
[01:45.42] Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
[01:48.61] If you see the princess Zelda
[01:51.06] Well, you know you're gonna grab her
[01:53.96] So why don't you try to come grab
[01:56.65] My inflatable Poo Jabber
[01:59.21] Oh my god
[02:01.87] I gotta warp outta here
[02:03.62] Princess Zelda awaits
[02:04.99] I must defeat Ganondorf
[02:06.33] Before it gets too late
[02:07.72] Ok, now I really
[02:09.07] Don't know where I am
[02:10.39] Hold on a minute, Link
[02:11.70] God dammit, Old Man
[02:13.11] You're in Raccoon City
[02:14.32] It's a zombie abyss
[02:15.62] It's dangerous to go alone
[02:17.20] Take-
[02:17.89] No
[02:18.66] Fuck you
[02:19.97] I'm not giving you a
[02:21.54] I'm not touching your ween
[02:22.61] Stop the chilled out groove
[02:25.07] Jeez
[02:26.91] I come in here
[02:27.92] You tell me you've got
[02:28.54] A wee wee weapon
[02:29.65] It's not cool
[02:30.61] Not gonna touch it
[02:31.45] I'm not gonna sp-
[02:32.88] No
[02:35.93] So is that a "No" on the handjob or?
[02:39.17] Ok
[02:40.45]
[00:03.22] Heh
[00:04.36] Alright
[00:05.70] Yeah
[00:07.07] Aww, yeah
[00:10.43] My name is Link, y'all
[00:11.76] I'm straight outta Hyrule
[00:12.96] Been on the force of good
[00:14.01] Since 1986, old school
[00:15.89] I'm bringing you a laid back
[00:17.33] Summertime jam
[00:18.42] Hold on a minute, Link
[00:19.77] Hey, what's up, old man?
[00:21.22] I see that you're embarking
[00:22.43] On another epic quest
[00:23.64] You're gonna use your ocarina
[00:24.93] To rescue the princess
[00:26.39] But you'll need a magic weapon
[00:27.79] That'll never ever miss
[00:29.09] It's dangerous to go alone
[00:30.66] Take this
[00:31.76] Thanks, Old Man
[00:33.03] That is really very nice
[00:34.24] I can always count on you
[00:35.54] For help and friendly advice
[00:37.02] Though I've never seen a sword
[00:38.47] Of quite that shape or size
[00:39.69] Oh god, that's not a sword
[00:41.10] It's your dick in disguise
[00:42.54] Yes, I can't lie
[00:44.60] I have painted my shween
[00:47.57] Now grab your destiny
[00:49.76] If you know what I mean
[00:52.57] Wait a minute, Link
[00:54.27] Don't leave the cave
[00:55.53] Where do you think you're going?
[00:57.90] This is a great chance
[00:59.53] To fondle old scrotum
[01:01.90] That you're blowing
[01:05.02] That was weird
[01:07.03] But whatever
[01:07.85] There is no time to lose
[01:08.94] I've got to warp right now to Zelda
[01:10.32] In this chilled out groove
[01:11.66] Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair
[01:13.08] I'm in Liberty City
[01:14.26] This place looks just like Philadelphia
[01:15.80] But even more shitty
[01:17.17] I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
[01:18.45] And Prostitute Junction
[01:19.68] Something in my Ocarina must have
[01:21.14] Gone and malfunctioned
[01:22.42] I gotta fix it quickly
[01:23.62] There is justice to do
[01:24.98] Hold on a minute, Link
[01:26.27] Old Man, is that you?
[01:27.74] This is a place you can't survive
[01:28.96] With just your sword and your wits
[01:30.25] It's dangerous to go alone
[01:32.04] Take this
[01:33.20] Well that's really kind of-
[01:34.16] Gah
[01:34.61] That's your wrinkled dick again
[01:35.67] Look, I know I wear a tunic
[01:36.83] But I'm not into men
[01:38.48] Don't be that way, bitch
[01:40.41] Let me introduce you
[01:43.44] To my three best friends
[01:45.42] Mr. Johnson and the Juice Crew
[01:48.61] If you see the princess Zelda
[01:51.06] Well, you know you're gonna grab her
[01:53.96] So why don't you try to come grab
[01:56.65] My inflatable Poo Jabber
[01:59.21] Oh my god
[02:01.87] I gotta warp outta here
[02:03.62] Princess Zelda awaits
[02:04.99] I must defeat Ganondorf
[02:06.33] Before it gets too late
[02:07.72] Ok, now I really
[02:09.07] Don't know where I am
[02:10.39] Hold on a minute, Link
[02:11.70] God dammit, Old Man
[02:13.11] You're in Raccoon City
[02:14.32] It's a zombie abyss
[02:15.62] It's dangerous to go alone
[02:17.20] Take-
[02:17.89] No
[02:18.66] Fuck you
[02:19.97] I'm not giving you a
[02:21.54] I'm not touching your ween
[02:22.61] Stop the chilled out groove
[02:25.07] Jeez
[02:26.91] I come in here
[02:27.92] You tell me you've got
[02:28.54] A wee wee weapon
[02:29.65] It's not cool
[02:30.61] Not gonna touch it
[02:31.45] I'm not gonna sp-
[02:32.88] No
[02:35.93] So is that a "No" on the handjob or?
[02:39.17] Ok
[02:40.45]