I Choose You to Die
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โฑ๏ธ 2:00 duration
๐ ID: 3372363
๐ Lyrics
Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!
Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
SMELL MY BALLS!
Yo, what up, bitch?
I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive! He felt so real!
He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell
Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
Gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch
Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack
Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
Spoiler: It sucks
And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pokemon.
Yeah! Yeah!
Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
SMELL MY BALLS!
Yo, what up, bitch?
I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive! He felt so real!
He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell
Rock on!
This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
Gone wrong
That's right!
This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
Bitch
Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
"Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
"Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack
Holy fuck!
I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
Spoiler: It sucks
And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pokemon.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.64] Yeah!
[00:02.84] Yeah! Yeah!
[00:04.04] Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
[00:05.69] GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
[00:07.42] SMELL MY BALLS!
[00:08.49] Yo, what up, bitch?
[00:09.46] I'mma tell you a tale
[00:10.57] 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
[00:12.77] Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
[00:14.83] But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
[00:17.24] Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
[00:19.39] So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
[00:21.64] He felt so alive! He felt so real!
[00:23.75] He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
[00:26.11] He got arrested for domestic violence
[00:27.92] It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
[00:30.26] He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
[00:32.28] The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell
[00:35.40] Rock on!
[00:37.33] This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
[00:41.93] Gone wrong
[00:43.75] That's right!
[00:45.97] This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
[00:50.67] Bitch
[00:52.11] Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
[00:54.21] He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
[00:56.42] His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
[00:58.59] Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
[01:00.83] It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
[01:02.94] So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
[01:05.22] But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
[01:07.36] Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
[01:09.56] Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
[01:11.55] "Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
[01:13.99] "Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
[01:16.17] But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack
[01:18.74] Holy fuck!
[01:20.99] I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
[01:24.37] Spoiler: It sucks
[01:26.93] And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
[01:35.71] And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
[01:44.27] But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur
[01:53.99] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[01:58.67] Pokemon.
[01:59.00]
[00:02.84] Yeah! Yeah!
[00:04.04] Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
[00:05.69] GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
[00:07.42] SMELL MY BALLS!
[00:08.49] Yo, what up, bitch?
[00:09.46] I'mma tell you a tale
[00:10.57] 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
[00:12.77] Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
[00:14.83] But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
[00:17.24] Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
[00:19.39] So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
[00:21.64] He felt so alive! He felt so real!
[00:23.75] He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
[00:26.11] He got arrested for domestic violence
[00:27.92] It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
[00:30.26] He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
[00:32.28] The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell
[00:35.40] Rock on!
[00:37.33] This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
[00:41.93] Gone wrong
[00:43.75] That's right!
[00:45.97] This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
[00:50.67] Bitch
[00:52.11] Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
[00:54.21] He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
[00:56.42] His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
[00:58.59] Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
[01:00.83] It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
[01:02.94] So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
[01:05.22] But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
[01:07.36] Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
[01:09.56] Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
[01:11.55] "Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
[01:13.99] "Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
[01:16.17] But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack
[01:18.74] Holy fuck!
[01:20.99] I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
[01:24.37] Spoiler: It sucks
[01:26.93] And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
[01:35.71] And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
[01:44.27] But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur
[01:53.99] YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[01:58.67] Pokemon.
[01:59.00]