Gotta Go (Skit)

Phone call 1:
*Phone rings*
Ex-girlfriend: What do you want?
Boyfriend: Man, fuck, is that mode do you talk like that?
Ex-girlfriend: The fuck do you want?
Boyfriend: What the fuck you here?
Ex-girlfriend: Are you still fucked that bitch?
Boyfriend: Ain't nobody fucked that bitch, here we go with this shit again?
Ex-girlfriend: Are you still...?
Boyfriend: NOOO! I don't fucked that bitch, what the fuck you here? Get the ass on
Ex-girlfriend: Liar! You are a liar!
Boyfriend: Hey yo, what time you go home? I founded in all that fucking places, what the fuck you doin?
Ex-girlfriend: I'm going... to go send some money, the fuck do you want, leave me fucking alone, goodbye! *hangs up*
Phone call 2:
*Numbers dialing*
*Phone rings*
Girlfriend: Hello?
Boyfriend: Yo, what's up?
Girlfriend: Nothing, what's going on? You alright?
Boyfriend: I'm not alright right now, she's gotta crazy, wife thang...
Girlfriend: She's coming out again?
Boyfriend: She's bring the fuck out, i don't know, what the fuck is a problem?
Girlfriend: I told you, he get deserved...
Boyfriend: Hey yo, hold up, who is right? I'll be hold in a minute
(Girlfriend: I'll be...)
Girlfriend: I'll be take the doggy open
Boyfriend: Aight!