Doomguy Vs Master Chief Rap Battle

[00:02.80] Forget my real name
[00:04.44] Just call me the Doomguy
[00:06.56] I've been here 23 years
[00:08.10] Chief you're the new guy
[00:09.43] How many times you ripped me off?
[00:11.22] I don't wanna sue ya
[00:12.36] You're just an expensive weapon
[00:13.83] But I don't feel bad for fucking your suit up
[00:15.77] I've conquered the armies of Hell
[00:16.90] 5 goddamn times in a row
[00:19.09] And the clip on my weapon is massive
[00:20.16] 'Cause I don't have the time to reload
[00:22.28] So keep on walkin' tall, the bigger the tree, the harder the fall
[00:24.69] How many weapons you're carrying John?
[00:26.25] Because I'm packing an Arsenal!
[00:28.55] How many weapons do I need?
[00:30.75] Hmm... just ONE
[00:32.04] I'm the weapon
[00:33.04] It don't matter the gun I'm carrying
[00:34.99] You must have hit your head
[00:36.24] A million times on a tree
[00:38.11] 'Cause you have lost your friggin' mind
[00:39.37] If you think you're better than me
[00:40.92] UNSC Master Chief
[00:43.02] I'm worldwide
[00:44.34] When I'm running and gunning my barrel is humming and aliens die
[00:47.47] Eww! You're really disgusting
[00:48.98] What's with ripping off chins?
[00:50.59] Haven't you heard about the danger of Blood Borne Pathogens?
[00:54.28] Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
[00:57.42] If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to
[01:00.52] You better know me, I'm iconic
[01:03.98] Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic
[01:06.98] The stakes are high, the chips are down
[01:10.50] So climb aboard, we're shipping out
[01:13.21] Being a hero ain't so tough
[01:17.67] When you love to blow stuff up
[01:19.84] Enough of the games John
[01:21.47] You're about to get laid off
[01:23.23] Don't make me unmake you
[01:24.56] And then lay you to waste with a chainsaw
[01:26.65] Without your super soldier juice
[01:28.09] I bet you ain't strong
[01:29.67] You weigh a thousand ponds?
[01:31.27] Wow you need some weigh loss
[01:32.58] You go mess with ancient temples
[01:34.06] While I mess with demon tech
[01:35.63] When I empty out my ammo
[01:37.21] Then you're gettin' beat to death
[01:39.15] I paved the way for FPS
[01:40.65] Nobody's gonna forget me yet
[01:42.28] You wanna finish the fight
[01:43.35] But we haven't even gotten messy yet!
[01:45.20] Hold up, if I need weight loss
[01:46.93] You need Facial Surgery
[01:48.59] Look at yourself in the mirror, DOOM GUY
[01:50.93] It's a tragedy
[01:51.99] You're into making a mess
[01:53.25] I'm into doing it clean
[01:54.63] My mission is precision
[01:56.27] One shot is all that I need (LISTEN)
[01:58.28] You think you're scary
[01:59.66] 'Cause you're covered in blood
[02:00.87] Well you're not, you're a BITCH
[02:02.77] What you know 'bout the Flood? (Nothing)
[02:04.66] I'm the one that's keeping Hell populated with souls
[02:07.26] While you sit there lickin' your lips over Demon Glory Holes...
[02:11.13] Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
[02:14.40] If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to
[02:17.53] You better know me, I'm iconic
[02:21.06] Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic
[02:23.95] The stakes are high, the chips are down
[02:27.39] So climb aboard, we're shipping out
[02:30.53] Being a hero ain't so tough
[02:34.52] When you love to blow stuff up
[02:36.84] If you don't put me to sleep
[02:37.91] Then maybe Halo's story will
[02:39.29] I gotta hand it to ya Chief
[02:40.78] You'll be my greatest GLORY KILL
[02:42.63] I'll scare away the Covenant
[02:44.24] And put a halo on your head
[02:46.03] They call you the demon?
[02:47.41] Maybe I should grab a cross instead
[02:49.39] And then I'll knock you dead
[02:51.11] You're nothing but a space cadet
[02:52.74] I prefer a place that's warmer
[02:54.07] Do you work at McDonald's?
[02:55.85] Because I know you hate takin' orders
[02:57.73] I've gone through tons of bosses
[02:58.73] But I've only got one job
[03:00.38] Even Elites will be impressed
[03:01.99] When I drop all of their JAWS
[03:03.71] Step to me and I guarantee
[03:05.13] That I will make you famous
[03:06.76] Everybody knows, that I'm the pro
[03:08.37] When it comes to wreckin' anus
[03:09.90] What do I gotta do to prove to you
[03:11.13] That you're nothing but a lacky
[03:13.59] Forget my real name too Chump
[03:15.19] Just call me Daddy
[03:16.76] You're messy and disheveled
[03:17.74] Better get up onto my level
[03:19.84] I'm a BR Rockstar
[03:21.24] I don't give a F about the Devil
[03:22.38] I saved the World, I got the girl
[03:23.86] And I got nothing to prove
[03:25.80] You wanna 1v1, then come get some
[03:27.89] Welcome to YOUR DOOM
[03:29.44] Save the World, it's the cliché thing to do
[03:32.66] If you got praises I'm the guy you sing 'em to
[03:35.71] You better know me, I'm iconic
[03:39.17] Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic
[03:42.19] The stakes are high, the chips are down
[03:44.91] So climb aboard, we're shipping out
[03:48.97] Being a hero ain't so tough
[03:53.10] When you love to blow stuff up
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