A Campaign Of Shock And Awe
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โฑ๏ธ 2:39 duration
๐ ID: 293549
๐ Lyrics
Behold, the eighth wonder
Of the natural world!
Come one and come all
See the two-headed girl
Stupendous! Revolting!
You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
A true freak of nature
A blunder of God
But possessing such talents
Hear them sing, see them dance
As seen in the highest class
Parlours of France
Just ten bucks a photograph
Get your seats while they last
We take Visa and Master Card
Debit or cash!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn
Come in, come in
Must be cold out there, gentlemen
Take off your coats
And just guess what the wind blew in
I know you like twins
Have I got a surprise!
They're identical sisters
Attached at the sides!
Just imagine the fun
You could have with these chicklets
And they're so well behaved
Not a single complaint yet
Just look at these photos
While I pour your a cocktail
I don't know whether I should charge
Double or triple!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn
Ladies and gentlemen
Critics and hipsters
Have you heard the new disc
By the Evelyn sisters?
Seamlessly floating with grace
Between eras and genres
They sing timeless new songs
Rife with double-entendres
As featured in Rolling Stone
Spin, the New Yorker
And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
There's an in-store appearance
Today at the corner of
Bedford and Seventh Ave.
Come get a photograph
Sticker, and autographed shirt!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn!
Of the natural world!
Come one and come all
See the two-headed girl
Stupendous! Revolting!
You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
A true freak of nature
A blunder of God
But possessing such talents
Hear them sing, see them dance
As seen in the highest class
Parlours of France
Just ten bucks a photograph
Get your seats while they last
We take Visa and Master Card
Debit or cash!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn
Come in, come in
Must be cold out there, gentlemen
Take off your coats
And just guess what the wind blew in
I know you like twins
Have I got a surprise!
They're identical sisters
Attached at the sides!
Just imagine the fun
You could have with these chicklets
And they're so well behaved
Not a single complaint yet
Just look at these photos
While I pour your a cocktail
I don't know whether I should charge
Double or triple!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn
Ladies and gentlemen
Critics and hipsters
Have you heard the new disc
By the Evelyn sisters?
Seamlessly floating with grace
Between eras and genres
They sing timeless new songs
Rife with double-entendres
As featured in Rolling Stone
Spin, the New Yorker
And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
There's an in-store appearance
Today at the corner of
Bedford and Seventh Ave.
Come get a photograph
Sticker, and autographed shirt!
Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
Aren't we lucky to be here?
Stop moving, they're taking a picture
Smile for the camera, Evelyn!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.28] Behold, the eighth wonder
[00:06.37] Of the natural world!
[00:08.74] Come one and come all
[00:10.06] See the two-headed girl
[00:11.85] Stupendous! Revolting!
[00:13.44] You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
[00:14.80] A true freak of nature
[00:16.66] A blunder of God
[00:18.41] But possessing such talents
[00:20.17] Hear them sing, see them dance
[00:21.63] As seen in the highest class
[00:23.28] Parlours of France
[00:25.11] Just ten bucks a photograph
[00:26.94] Get your seats while they last
[00:28.22] We take Visa and Master Card
[00:29.81] Debit or cash!
[00:31.96] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[00:35.16] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[00:38.55] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[00:40.12] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[00:42.07] Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[00:45.12] Come in, come in
[00:47.09] Must be cold out there, gentlemen
[00:48.63] Take off your coats
[00:50.12] And just guess what the wind blew in
[00:52.07] I know you like twins
[00:53.99] Have I got a surprise!
[00:55.20] They're identical sisters
[00:57.31] Attached at the sides!
[00:58.62] Just imagine the fun
[00:59.72] You could have with these chicklets
[01:02.00] And they're so well behaved
[01:03.69] Not a single complaint yet
[01:05.27] Just look at these photos
[01:07.36] While I pour your a cocktail
[01:08.34] I don't know whether I should charge
[01:10.81] Double or triple!
[01:12.17] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[01:15.21] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[01:18.72] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[01:20.84] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[01:22.44] Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[01:25.88]
[01:52.71] Ladies and gentlemen
[01:54.35] Critics and hipsters
[01:55.98] Have you heard the new disc
[01:57.53] By the Evelyn sisters?
[01:59.16] Seamlessly floating with grace
[02:00.95] Between eras and genres
[02:02.39] They sing timeless new songs
[02:04.42] Rife with double-entendres
[02:05.96] As featured in Rolling Stone
[02:07.87] Spin, the New Yorker
[02:09.45] And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
[02:12.96] There's an in-store appearance
[02:14.41] Today at the corner of
[02:16.07] Bedford and Seventh Ave.
[02:18.13] Come get a photograph
[02:19.40] Sticker, and autographed shirt!
[02:21.57] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[02:26.35] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[02:29.52] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[02:31.30] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[02:32.95] Smile for the camera, Evelyn!
[02:34.16]
[00:06.37] Of the natural world!
[00:08.74] Come one and come all
[00:10.06] See the two-headed girl
[00:11.85] Stupendous! Revolting!
[00:13.44] You'll be shocked, you'll be awed
[00:14.80] A true freak of nature
[00:16.66] A blunder of God
[00:18.41] But possessing such talents
[00:20.17] Hear them sing, see them dance
[00:21.63] As seen in the highest class
[00:23.28] Parlours of France
[00:25.11] Just ten bucks a photograph
[00:26.94] Get your seats while they last
[00:28.22] We take Visa and Master Card
[00:29.81] Debit or cash!
[00:31.96] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[00:35.16] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[00:38.55] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[00:40.12] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[00:42.07] Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[00:45.12] Come in, come in
[00:47.09] Must be cold out there, gentlemen
[00:48.63] Take off your coats
[00:50.12] And just guess what the wind blew in
[00:52.07] I know you like twins
[00:53.99] Have I got a surprise!
[00:55.20] They're identical sisters
[00:57.31] Attached at the sides!
[00:58.62] Just imagine the fun
[00:59.72] You could have with these chicklets
[01:02.00] And they're so well behaved
[01:03.69] Not a single complaint yet
[01:05.27] Just look at these photos
[01:07.36] While I pour your a cocktail
[01:08.34] I don't know whether I should charge
[01:10.81] Double or triple!
[01:12.17] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[01:15.21] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[01:18.72] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[01:20.84] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[01:22.44] Smile for the camera, Evelyn
[01:25.88]
[01:52.71] Ladies and gentlemen
[01:54.35] Critics and hipsters
[01:55.98] Have you heard the new disc
[01:57.53] By the Evelyn sisters?
[01:59.16] Seamlessly floating with grace
[02:00.95] Between eras and genres
[02:02.39] They sing timeless new songs
[02:04.42] Rife with double-entendres
[02:05.96] As featured in Rolling Stone
[02:07.87] Spin, the New Yorker
[02:09.45] And Pitchfork (Pitchfork)
[02:12.96] There's an in-store appearance
[02:14.41] Today at the corner of
[02:16.07] Bedford and Seventh Ave.
[02:18.13] Come get a photograph
[02:19.40] Sticker, and autographed shirt!
[02:21.57] Isn't it nice that they're being so nice to us?
[02:26.35] If I'm not mistaken I think they might like us
[02:29.52] Aren't we lucky to be here?
[02:31.30] Stop moving, they're taking a picture
[02:32.95] Smile for the camera, Evelyn!
[02:34.16]