A Horse with No Name ([headless horseman] w [bipolar depression] [racketeers] to [advance] @ [the property law firm]) ([tAkInG_ThInGs_wItH_My_bOsS_To_tHe_nExT_LeVeL])

(You're looking for somepony to take you under their wing, huh?)

Appear with no name
Deface yourself
Brave initiation rituals
Welcome vague responsibilities
Cede to reining in
Arrive early
Recall your father’s deathbed regrets
Pledge
‘I’ve been through’
Move to back rooms
Avenge
Breach the deadends to get ahead

(On a headless horseman-)
(Pony-)

Accept a new name
Rebrand yourself
Lose your mind to free up bandwidth
Help
Change your tack
Sacrifice your evenings
Break your back to transform your standing
Feel your family’s humiliation
Swear
‘I’ve been through’
Prove true
Build relations
Become best friends
Commit ‘til death

Concede that the only way out is
Scream
‘I’ve been through’
Lose your old silhouette
Stick out your neck
To get ahead