Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

For once, you can get drunk
And someone else'll have to clean your mess up
You're making out with a girl you just met
And then you stop to text your girlfriend
"I love you, and I can't wait to see you after the weekend"

And I'm drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

The anarchist needs to borrow five bucks again
No one throws out the gutter punk
Even though he smells like shit
No one here loves you, but they all might think that you're cool
If you drink PBR out of your shoe

Ooh-hoo
Ooh-hoo

And I'm drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Everything happens for a reason
Sometimes that reason is you're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible decisions
You're stupid and you make terrible-

And I'm drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn

Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holla-
Drinkin' at a Holiday Inn