Teddy Picker
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โฑ๏ธ 2:41 duration
๐ ID: 2680699
๐ Lyrics
Despair up to the point where they provoke
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
I'm sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top hundred list
And it's the thousandth time
That it's even bolder
Don't be surprised
When you get bent over
They told ya
But you were dying for it
Saw it and she grabbed it
And it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it
Whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are
Defenders
Of any poseur or professional
Pretenders around?
When did your list
Replace the twist and turn? Like a fist
Replaced the kiss, don't concern
Us with your bollocks
I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time
That it's even bolder
Don't be surprised
When you get bent over
They told ya
But you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be man of the people
When there's people like you?
The punchline before they have told the joke
Plenty of desperation to be seen
Staring at the television screen
Despair up to the point where they provoke
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
I'm sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
It wasn't in the top hundred list
And it's the thousandth time
That it's even bolder
Don't be surprised
When you get bent over
They told ya
But you were dying for it
Saw it and she grabbed it
And it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it
Whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
That says that we are
Defenders
Of any poseur or professional
Pretenders around?
When did your list
Replace the twist and turn? Like a fist
Replaced the kiss, don't concern
Us with your bollocks
I don't want your prayer
Save it for the morning after
And it's the thousandth time
That it's even bolder
Don't be surprised
When you get bent over
They told ya
But you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Let's have a game on the teddy picker
Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be man of the people
When there's people like you?
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.32] Despair up to the point where they provoke
[00:16.63] The punchline before they have told the joke
[00:20.09] Plenty of desperation to be seen
[00:22.88] Staring at the television screen
[00:26.37] Despair up to the point where they provoke
[00:29.15] You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
[00:32.51] I'm sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
[00:35.83] It wasn't in the top hundred list
[00:38.84] And it's the thousandth time
[00:41.26] That it's even bolder
[00:43.19] Don't be surprised
[00:44.58] When you get bent over
[00:46.40] They told ya
[00:47.99] But you were dying for it
[00:49.86] Saw it and she grabbed it
[00:54.04] And it wasn't what it seemed
[00:55.59] The kids all dream of making it
[00:57.39] Whatever that means
[00:58.83] Another variation on a theme
[01:01.10] A tangle on the television and the magazine
[01:04.27] Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
[01:07.69] Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
[01:10.67] That says that we are
[01:12.59] Defenders
[01:14.75] Of any poseur or professional
[01:18.50] Pretenders around?
[01:22.31] When did your list
[01:25.39] Replace the twist and turn? Like a fist
[01:28.41] Replaced the kiss, don't concern
[01:30.92] Us with your bollocks
[01:32.20] I don't want your prayer
[01:33.63] Save it for the morning after
[02:02.95] And it's the thousandth time
[02:04.70] That it's even bolder
[02:06.32] Don't be surprised
[02:07.72] When you get bent over
[02:09.65] They told ya
[02:11.02] But you were gagging for it
[02:12.66] Let's have a game on the teddy picker
[02:17.00] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:18.69] Already thick and you're getting thicker
[02:20.55] Let's have a game on the teddy picker
[02:23.58] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:25.20] Already thick and you're getting thicker
[02:28.25] Presuming that all things are equal
[02:30.04] Who'd want to be man of the people
[02:33.65] When there's people like you?
[02:38.95]
[00:16.63] The punchline before they have told the joke
[00:20.09] Plenty of desperation to be seen
[00:22.88] Staring at the television screen
[00:26.37] Despair up to the point where they provoke
[00:29.15] You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
[00:32.51] I'm sorry sunshine, it doesn't exist
[00:35.83] It wasn't in the top hundred list
[00:38.84] And it's the thousandth time
[00:41.26] That it's even bolder
[00:43.19] Don't be surprised
[00:44.58] When you get bent over
[00:46.40] They told ya
[00:47.99] But you were dying for it
[00:49.86] Saw it and she grabbed it
[00:54.04] And it wasn't what it seemed
[00:55.59] The kids all dream of making it
[00:57.39] Whatever that means
[00:58.83] Another variation on a theme
[01:01.10] A tangle on the television and the magazine
[01:04.27] Do you reckon that they do it for a joke?
[01:07.69] Do you reckon that they make 'em take an oath
[01:10.67] That says that we are
[01:12.59] Defenders
[01:14.75] Of any poseur or professional
[01:18.50] Pretenders around?
[01:22.31] When did your list
[01:25.39] Replace the twist and turn? Like a fist
[01:28.41] Replaced the kiss, don't concern
[01:30.92] Us with your bollocks
[01:32.20] I don't want your prayer
[01:33.63] Save it for the morning after
[02:02.95] And it's the thousandth time
[02:04.70] That it's even bolder
[02:06.32] Don't be surprised
[02:07.72] When you get bent over
[02:09.65] They told ya
[02:11.02] But you were gagging for it
[02:12.66] Let's have a game on the teddy picker
[02:17.00] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:18.69] Already thick and you're getting thicker
[02:20.55] Let's have a game on the teddy picker
[02:23.58] Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?
[02:25.20] Already thick and you're getting thicker
[02:28.25] Presuming that all things are equal
[02:30.04] Who'd want to be man of the people
[02:33.65] When there's people like you?
[02:38.95]