Cold Showers
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๐ Lyrics
There's nothing I love more in life
Than a scalding hot shower
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps
Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
Whatever floats your boat
But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
If all you have is cold HO?
That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
And zero parts justice
Now I know you're thinking
"What are you talking about?
Go away, this is private property"
Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
Allow me to set the scene: ima
Yeah, I don't live here
Oh
Imagine your kids
Taking a shower before they go to school
They douse their skin with ice cold water
A huge shock to their little systems
At first it's downright unpleasant, but then
It gets them wired in a way they've never felt
And they think to themselves: "That shower felt great, Maybe I'll try cocaine"
So your son's on coke, your daughter's pregnant
And your husband's probably having an affair, apocalypse
Just like the movie I Am Legend
But not like that at all
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Next thing you know, your kids will be on crack
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Which everyone knows is the gateway drug to crack
Crack, crack, crack
Crack, crack, crack, crack
Now, it's not just about the hot water, folks
Crack, crack, crack, crack
If this landlord isn't taking one measly hour
Out of his day to fix your showers
Then what's this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash?
He's taking it and blowing it
Crack, crack, crack, crack
In a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack
He's fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like The Olive Garden
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack, crack
And Red Lobster
(Big Gasp) oh!
Gasp is right
That's gasp with an uppercase G
That ends with a P the first letter in pool
No hot water
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Next thing you know Your kids will be on crack
This makes sense
No hot water
Means cold, cold showers
And cold showers are the gateway drug
To crack
Cold water is drugs
Yeah!
Than a scalding hot shower
It's the symbol of human dignity
That separates us from the chimps
Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
Whatever floats your boat
But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
If all you have is cold HO?
That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
And zero parts justice
Now I know you're thinking
"What are you talking about?
Go away, this is private property"
Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
Allow me to set the scene: ima
Yeah, I don't live here
Oh
Imagine your kids
Taking a shower before they go to school
They douse their skin with ice cold water
A huge shock to their little systems
At first it's downright unpleasant, but then
It gets them wired in a way they've never felt
And they think to themselves: "That shower felt great, Maybe I'll try cocaine"
So your son's on coke, your daughter's pregnant
And your husband's probably having an affair, apocalypse
Just like the movie I Am Legend
But not like that at all
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Next thing you know, your kids will be on crack
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Which everyone knows is the gateway drug to crack
Crack, crack, crack
Crack, crack, crack, crack
Now, it's not just about the hot water, folks
Crack, crack, crack, crack
If this landlord isn't taking one measly hour
Out of his day to fix your showers
Then what's this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash?
He's taking it and blowing it
Crack, crack, crack, crack
In a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack
He's fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like The Olive Garden
(gasp) Crack, crack, crack, crack
And Red Lobster
(Big Gasp) oh!
Gasp is right
That's gasp with an uppercase G
That ends with a P the first letter in pool
No hot water
No hot water
Which means cold showers
Next thing you know Your kids will be on crack
This makes sense
No hot water
Means cold, cold showers
And cold showers are the gateway drug
To crack
Cold water is drugs
Yeah!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.73] There's nothing I love more in life
[00:03.49] Than a scalding hot shower
[00:05.54] It's the symbol of human dignity
[00:07.31] That separates us from the chimps
[00:09.03] Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
[00:11.04] Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
[00:12.89] Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
[00:14.87] Whatever floats your boat
[00:16.66] But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
[00:18.09] If all you have is cold HO?
[00:20.13] That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
[00:21.98] And zero parts justice
[00:24.07] Now I know you're thinking
[00:25.16] "What are you talking about?
[00:26.04] Go away, this is private property"
[00:27.85] Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
[00:29.54] Allow me to set the scene: ima
[00:32.20] Yeah, I don't live here
[00:33.07] Oh
[00:33.97] Imagine your kids
[00:35.81] Taking a shower before they go to school
[00:38.28] They douse their skin with ice cold water
[00:40.35] A huge shock to their little systems
[00:42.01] At first it's downright unpleasant, but then
[00:44.14] It gets them wired in a way they've never felt
[00:45.91] And they think to themselves: "That shower felt great, Maybe I'll try cocaine"
[00:49.58] So your son's on coke, your daughter's pregnant
[00:51.29] And your husband's probably having an affair, apocalypse
[00:54.40] Just like the movie I Am Legend
[00:56.09] But not like that at all
[00:57.52] No hot water
[00:59.24] Which means cold showers
[01:01.59] Next thing you know, your kids will be on crack
[01:04.85] No hot water
[01:06.65] Which means cold showers
[01:08.61] Which everyone knows is the gateway drug to crack
[01:11.40] Crack, crack, crack
[01:12.82] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:14.68] Now, it's not just about the hot water, folks
[01:16.15] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:16.43] If this landlord isn't taking one measly hour
[01:18.91] Out of his day to fix your showers
[01:21.02] Then what's this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash?
[01:24.09] He's taking it and blowing it
[01:25.17] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:25.65] In a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino
[01:27.45] (gasp) Crack, crack, crack
[01:27.91] He's fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like The Olive Garden
[01:31.45] (gasp) Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:33.11] And Red Lobster
[01:34.29] (Big Gasp) oh!
[01:35.37] Gasp is right
[01:36.28] That's gasp with an uppercase G
[01:37.65] That ends with a P the first letter in pool
[01:40.48] No hot water
[01:41.82] No hot water
[01:42.46] Which means cold showers
[01:44.56] Next thing you know Your kids will be on crack
[01:47.11] This makes sense
[01:48.05] No hot water
[01:49.85] Means cold, cold showers
[01:52.13] And cold showers are the gateway drug
[01:55.78] To crack
[01:58.34] Cold water is drugs
[01:59.60] Yeah!
[02:00.12]
[00:03.49] Than a scalding hot shower
[00:05.54] It's the symbol of human dignity
[00:07.31] That separates us from the chimps
[00:09.03] Helps you scrub off the sleep and scrub on the day
[00:11.04] Or scrub off the day, and scrub on the sleep
[00:12.89] Don't know if you're morning or night shower people
[00:14.87] Whatever floats your boat
[00:16.66] But where are your toddlers gonna float their boats
[00:18.09] If all you have is cold HO?
[00:20.13] That's two parts hydrogen, one part oxygen
[00:21.98] And zero parts justice
[00:24.07] Now I know you're thinking
[00:25.16] "What are you talking about?
[00:26.04] Go away, this is private property"
[00:27.85] Well, before we leave, ladies and gents
[00:29.54] Allow me to set the scene: ima
[00:32.20] Yeah, I don't live here
[00:33.07] Oh
[00:33.97] Imagine your kids
[00:35.81] Taking a shower before they go to school
[00:38.28] They douse their skin with ice cold water
[00:40.35] A huge shock to their little systems
[00:42.01] At first it's downright unpleasant, but then
[00:44.14] It gets them wired in a way they've never felt
[00:45.91] And they think to themselves: "That shower felt great, Maybe I'll try cocaine"
[00:49.58] So your son's on coke, your daughter's pregnant
[00:51.29] And your husband's probably having an affair, apocalypse
[00:54.40] Just like the movie I Am Legend
[00:56.09] But not like that at all
[00:57.52] No hot water
[00:59.24] Which means cold showers
[01:01.59] Next thing you know, your kids will be on crack
[01:04.85] No hot water
[01:06.65] Which means cold showers
[01:08.61] Which everyone knows is the gateway drug to crack
[01:11.40] Crack, crack, crack
[01:12.82] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:14.68] Now, it's not just about the hot water, folks
[01:16.15] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:16.43] If this landlord isn't taking one measly hour
[01:18.91] Out of his day to fix your showers
[01:21.02] Then what's this scumbag doing with all your hard earned cash?
[01:24.09] He's taking it and blowing it
[01:25.17] Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:25.65] In a hand of Pai Gow at the Indian casino
[01:27.45] (gasp) Crack, crack, crack
[01:27.91] He's fat-catting it at fancy restaurants like The Olive Garden
[01:31.45] (gasp) Crack, crack, crack, crack
[01:33.11] And Red Lobster
[01:34.29] (Big Gasp) oh!
[01:35.37] Gasp is right
[01:36.28] That's gasp with an uppercase G
[01:37.65] That ends with a P the first letter in pool
[01:40.48] No hot water
[01:41.82] No hot water
[01:42.46] Which means cold showers
[01:44.56] Next thing you know Your kids will be on crack
[01:47.11] This makes sense
[01:48.05] No hot water
[01:49.85] Means cold, cold showers
[01:52.13] And cold showers are the gateway drug
[01:55.78] To crack
[01:58.34] Cold water is drugs
[01:59.60] Yeah!
[02:00.12]