Bad Case of Love

Whodini, Private Eye
That's us!

A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love

It was a Friday, about 6 PM
Me and Lil were closing shop
Ready to spend our fun-filled weekend
With the D-cup sisters on the shores of Virginia Beach
There came a knock at the door
Lil said, "We're closed"
But in walked a knockout wearing a rose in her hat
Stacked like a crooked deck of cards
Talk about D-cup sisters, she was large
I was leaning back in my chair, I tripped and fell
My partner said, "May I help you?"
She said in a soft, sexy, deep voice
"I'm looking for Whodini, Private Eye"
So I said, "At your service"
To what honor do I deserve this?
She needed someone to put a tail on her husband
And she was willing to pay handsomely
Real handsomely

A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love

I would've turned her down but her eyes were big and brown
Her shape was pumpin'
Whether we caught her husband or not
She couldn't pay with cash, she'd pay with somethin'
She gave me a paper she stole from his wallet
It had a number and an address, on top was a man's name
The old man's name on the girl's number game
She was clever
We proceeded to the address, a brownstone
In front was parked a Mercedes 190E
I paid it no mind, snatched my camera
Snuck around back so I could see
Or possibly take pictures
As I started to shoot, two pit bulls started barkin'
Chased me from the back as a familiar voice
Jumped up and yelled, "Unpack! Unpack!"
Sucker!

A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love

Frantically avoiding being bitten
I made a dash to the Range Rover
Jumped in in the nick of time
I had a mind to do both of those pooches in with my nine
Not really gettin' a good look at who we took pictures of
We sent the film to be developed
Then proceeded to our office then gave our clients a call
Idly wasting time looking at books kids aren't supposed to see
My door swung open
And there stood a man and a hot-hot-hottie
With a gun in his hand
He came to make us an offer we couldn't refuse
With a gun in one hand and a bag full of money in the other
He said, "Choose"

A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love

Moving on impulse, the first thing I said was, "Take it easy, mack"
As I slowly moved my hand toward the
Beretta I kept taped under my desk
He looked enraged as he cocked his pistol
I was ready to go for mine
When in the nick of time, in walked my client, his wife
She might've just saved his life
They started arguing about infidelity
And responsibility to their six kids, huh
I couldn't believe that body had borne six kids
As boomin' as it was
She handed him divorce papers and an order of protection
It wasn't my suggestion but I took her money
Took his money and closed the file

A bad case of love
(Whodini, Private Eye)
It's just another bad day
(That's us!)
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day
A bad case of love
It's just another bad day