Girl With A Gun

Hey baby, I'm glad you called me
Me and the whole crew are goin' out
Yeah, there's gonna be girls at the party
But you ain't got a damn thing to worry 'bout
I know your worst fear is hearing that
Some chick had her lips all over me
Swear to God that's a line I would never pass
Not to mention I never wanna be

Standing on the front porch at midnight
Staring down the barrel of a .45
Saying hold on, baby, think about it first
Before you go and put me six in the dirt
There's been guys that ran around and found out
That ain't nothing but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun

Ooh, a girl with a gun
That I gotcha, that ya keep by your bedside
The one to keep away all the bad guys
You really think I'd teach you to shoot it
If I was gonna be the reason you'd use it?

Standing on the front porch at midnight
Staring down the barrel of a .45
Saying hold on, baby, think about it first
Before you go and put me six in the dirt
There's been guys that ran around and found out
That ain't nothing but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun

I've done a lotta stupid shit in my life
But if didn't go home alone tonight
I don't know what would kill me first
The bullet or the tear in your eye

Standing on the front porch at midnight
Staring down the barrel of a .45
Saying hold on, baby, think about it first
Do you really want me six in the dirt?
There's been guys that ran around and found out
That ain't nothing but a headstone now
Yeah, I couldn't 'cause I love you and I wouldn't 'cause I ain't that dumb
To cheat on a girl with a gun