Hey Ladies

[00:17.58] Hey
[00:18.66] Hey ladies in the place, I'm callin' out to ya
[00:20.80] There never was a city kid truer and bluer
[00:23.38] There's more to me than you'll ever know
[00:25.74] And I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh
[00:27.66] Tom Thumb, Tom Cushman, or Tom Foolery
[00:30.01] Date women on TV with the help of Chuck Woolery
[00:32.68] Words flowin' out just like the Grand Canyon
[00:34.78] And I'm always out lookin' for a female companion
[00:37.31] I threw the lasso around the tallest one and dragged her to the crib
[00:39.77] I took off her moccasins and put on the bib
[00:42.01] Wheelin' and dealin', I make a little bit of a stealin'
[00:44.16] I'll bring you back to the place and your dress I'm peelin'
[00:46.74] Your body's on time and your mind is appealin'
[00:49.16] Starin' at the cracks up there up on the ceilin'
[00:51.58] Such and such will be the bass that I'm throwin'
[00:53.88] I'm talking to a girl, telling her I'm all-knowing
[00:56.24] She's talking to the kid (who? to the kid)
[00:58.57] I'm telling her every lie that you know that I never did
[01:00.97] Hey ladies, get funky
[01:06.69] All the ladies in the house
[01:11.34] The ladies, the ladies
[01:14.24] Well, me in the corner with a good-lookin' daughter
[01:17.38] I dropped my drawers, said, "Welcome back Kotter"
[01:19.47] We was cuttin' up the rug, she started cuttin' up the carpet
[01:22.33] In my apartment, I begged her please stop it
[01:24.48] The gift of gab is the gift that I have
[01:26.82] And that girl ain't nothin' but a crab
[01:29.17] Educated, no, stupid, yep
[01:31.51] And when I say stupid, I mean stupid fresh
[01:33.38] I'm not James at 15 or Chachi in charge
[01:36.23] I'm Adam and I'm adamant about livin' large
[01:38.36] With the white sassoons and the looks that kill
[01:40.96] Makin' love in the back of my Coupe De Ville
[01:43.21] I met a little cutie, she was all hopped up on zootie
[01:45.69] I liked the little cutie, but I kicked her in the booty
[01:47.93] 'Cause I don't kinda go for that messin' around
[01:50.32] You be listenin' to my records, a number one sound
[01:52.47] Just step, step to the rhythm, step, step to the ride
[01:55.02] I've got an open mind so why don't you all get inside
[01:57.33] Tune in, turn on, to my tune that's live
[01:59.75] Ladies flock like bees to a hive
[02:02.04] Hey ladies, get funky
[02:07.40] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies
[02:12.10] Hey, hey, hey, hey, ladies
[02:15.19] One more time, ain't it funky now
[02:16.77] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
[02:20.97] Hey ladies
[02:23.54] Ain't it funky now
[02:24.35] You know that
[02:25.65] She's got a gold tooth, you know she's hardcore
[02:27.92] She'll show you a good time, then she'll show you the door
[02:30.58] Break up with your girl, it ended in tears
[02:32.99] Vincent Van Gogh, go and mail that ear
[02:35.00] I call her in the middle of the night when I'm drinkin'
[02:37.35] The phone booth on the corner is damp, and it's stinkin'
[02:39.70] She said come on over, it was me that she missed
[02:41.88] I threw that trash can through her window 'cause you know I got dissed
[02:44.47] Your old lady left you and you went insane
[02:46.88] You blew yourself up in the back of the 6 Train
[02:48.97] Well, take my advice at any price
[02:51.53] A gorilla like your mother is mighty weak, man
[02:54.11] Suckin' down pints 'til I didn't know
[02:56.23] Woke up in the morning with the one Ton Ho
[02:58.60] 'Cause I announce, I like girls that bounce
[03:00.92] With the weight that pays about a pound per ounce
[03:03.34] Girls with curls, and big long locks
[03:05.65] And beatnik chicks, just wearing their smocks
[03:08.24] Walkin' high and mighty like she's number one
[03:10.61] She thinks she's the passionate one
[03:12.77] Hey ladies, get funky
[03:19.79] What's that?
[03:21.07] Good god
[03:24.10] Good god, dance
[03:28.17] Good god
[03:29.65] Baby, baby, baby, baby
[03:37.59] Ain't it funky, brother?
[03:39.04] He, ha, ha, ha
[03:41.63] Hey, hey, hey, hey ladies
[03:45.22] Hey, hey ladies
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