Billy Big Bollocks
๐ต 1976 characters
โฑ๏ธ 4:01 duration
๐ ID: 23456351
๐ Lyrics
Billy big bollocks has been on the drink again
Now he's giving it the big un but the crowd know it's all pretend
He's had too much to drink and don't care what you think
Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink
He's talking a lot but saying so little right now
And he's calling the doorman a loser
And it's all kicking off in the boozer
The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
'Cause you talk the talk
But can't be so hard with that bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
Billy big bollock's stood at the takeaway door
Giving it the big 'un but they've all heard it all before
He's slowly gone out and he's out for a fight
Stood on his own I can't see any mates
Giving it large and he can't even walk on his own
And he's asking the bloke for a lager
He's telling him no like his father
The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
'Cause you talk the talk
But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue
A bird walks past, he can't help it he has to be rude
He's giving her lips as he's taking her home
But what he can't see is she ain't on her own
Her boyfriend walks over
He walks up beside him and laughs
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
You talk the talk
But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
This can't have been can't have been can't have been part of your plan
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting knocked out tonight
Can't have been part of your plan
Now he's giving it the big un but the crowd know it's all pretend
He's had too much to drink and don't care what you think
Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink
He's talking a lot but saying so little right now
And he's calling the doorman a loser
And it's all kicking off in the boozer
The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
'Cause you talk the talk
But can't be so hard with that bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
Billy big bollock's stood at the takeaway door
Giving it the big 'un but they've all heard it all before
He's slowly gone out and he's out for a fight
Stood on his own I can't see any mates
Giving it large and he can't even walk on his own
And he's asking the bloke for a lager
He's telling him no like his father
The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
'Cause you talk the talk
But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue
A bird walks past, he can't help it he has to be rude
He's giving her lips as he's taking her home
But what he can't see is she ain't on her own
Her boyfriend walks over
He walks up beside him and laughs
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You silly little man
You talk the talk
But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
This can't have been can't have been can't have been part of your plan
So why you gotta be a dickhead?
You stupid little man
'Cause getting knocked out tonight
Can't have been part of your plan
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:20.05] Billy big bollocks has been on the drink again
[00:23.46] Now he's giving it the big un but the crowd know it's all pretend
[00:28.58] He's had too much to drink and don't care what you think
[00:31.49] Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink
[00:33.98] He's talking a lot but saying so little right now
[00:38.52] And he's calling the doorman a loser
[00:40.83] And it's all kicking off in the boozer
[00:43.28] The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
[00:45.79] And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
[00:49.02]
[00:56.80] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[00:59.70] You silly little man
[01:02.56] 'Cause you talk the talk
[01:04.04] But can't be so hard with that bottle in your hand
[01:06.86] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[01:09.42] You stupid little man
[01:12.25] 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
[01:24.05] Billy big bollock's stood at the takeaway door
[01:29.48] Giving it the big 'un but they've all heard it all before
[01:34.38] He's slowly gone out and he's out for a fight
[01:37.17] Stood on his own I can't see any mates
[01:39.08] Giving it large and he can't even walk on his own
[01:43.66] And he's asking the bloke for a lager
[01:46.23] He's telling him no like his father
[01:48.91] The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
[01:51.85] And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
[01:54.47]
[02:02.94] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:05.48] You silly little man
[02:08.35] 'Cause you talk the talk
[02:09.70] But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
[02:12.42] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:15.08] You stupid little man
[02:17.84] 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
[02:21.73]
[02:30.28] Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue
[02:35.15] A bird walks past, he can't help it he has to be rude
[02:40.54] He's giving her lips as he's taking her home
[02:43.18] But what he can't see is she ain't on her own
[02:45.48] Her boyfriend walks over
[02:47.26] He walks up beside him and laughs
[02:52.36] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:55.96] You silly little man
[02:58.05] You talk the talk
[02:59.37] But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
[03:02.72] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[03:05.09] You stupid little man
[03:07.63] This can't have been can't have been can't have been part of your plan
[03:12.12]
[03:19.76] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[03:22.54] You stupid little man
[03:25.89] 'Cause getting knocked out tonight
[03:28.73] Can't have been part of your plan
[03:34.83]
[00:23.46] Now he's giving it the big un but the crowd know it's all pretend
[00:28.58] He's had too much to drink and don't care what you think
[00:31.49] Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink
[00:33.98] He's talking a lot but saying so little right now
[00:38.52] And he's calling the doorman a loser
[00:40.83] And it's all kicking off in the boozer
[00:43.28] The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
[00:45.79] And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
[00:49.02]
[00:56.80] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[00:59.70] You silly little man
[01:02.56] 'Cause you talk the talk
[01:04.04] But can't be so hard with that bottle in your hand
[01:06.86] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[01:09.42] You stupid little man
[01:12.25] 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
[01:24.05] Billy big bollock's stood at the takeaway door
[01:29.48] Giving it the big 'un but they've all heard it all before
[01:34.38] He's slowly gone out and he's out for a fight
[01:37.17] Stood on his own I can't see any mates
[01:39.08] Giving it large and he can't even walk on his own
[01:43.66] And he's asking the bloke for a lager
[01:46.23] He's telling him no like his father
[01:48.91] The night's just begun but they tell him he's done
[01:51.85] And at the top of his voice he demanded another one
[01:54.47]
[02:02.94] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:05.48] You silly little man
[02:08.35] 'Cause you talk the talk
[02:09.70] But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
[02:12.42] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:15.08] You stupid little man
[02:17.84] 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan
[02:21.73]
[02:30.28] Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue
[02:35.15] A bird walks past, he can't help it he has to be rude
[02:40.54] He's giving her lips as he's taking her home
[02:43.18] But what he can't see is she ain't on her own
[02:45.48] Her boyfriend walks over
[02:47.26] He walks up beside him and laughs
[02:52.36] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[02:55.96] You silly little man
[02:58.05] You talk the talk
[02:59.37] But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand
[03:02.72] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[03:05.09] You stupid little man
[03:07.63] This can't have been can't have been can't have been part of your plan
[03:12.12]
[03:19.76] So why you gotta be a dickhead?
[03:22.54] You stupid little man
[03:25.89] 'Cause getting knocked out tonight
[03:28.73] Can't have been part of your plan
[03:34.83]