Unemployed Boyfriend

[00:03.75] *Hi this is Peggy, leave me a nice message or I'll kill ya!
[00:06.49] -- Hey Peggy, it's me.
[00:10.12] You are never going to believe what happened to me today.
[00:13.76] I'm sitting at the unemployment office
[00:17.47] Waiting on my loser of a case worker
[00:20.15] In one of those nasty chairs
[00:22.06] When from out of nowhere
[00:23.80] This total stranger walks right up to me, sits down
[00:24.77] Then leans over and says something like
[00:29.33] "This is going to sound a little obsessive..."*
[00:36.50] *This is going to sound a little obsessive
[00:38.47] This is going to sound a little bit strange
[00:41.25] I have one thing to say
[00:43.92] Before I turn and I walk away
[00:45.80] This is going to sound a little impulsive
[00:49.45] This is going to sound a little insane
[00:52.21] I know you don't know me yet
[00:54.07] But you and I
[00:54.91] We will be together
[00:56.86] Someday
[00:58.68] Someday
[01:00.59] I know ... I know ... I sound like I'm on drugs
[01:04.17] But listen to me when I say.
[01:06.00] That ever since I first saw you
[01:09.73] Sitting on your car outside you asked for a cigarette
[01:13.41] I couldn't stop staring at your eyes
[01:17.01] Ever since when I first saw you
[01:19.89] Looking bored in that plastic chair
[01:21.60] With the lights of the office around you
[01:24.45] Those blonde streaks
[01:25.35] They look so pretty in your black hair
[01:29.05] You look cool and alternative with that disaffected stare
[01:33.75] Yeah, You want people to think that you just don't care
[01:37.38] Hey you can be with me 'cause I just might be the one
[01:41.02] Who will treat you like you're perfect
[01:45.62] Who will always make you cum
[01:48.33] Hey, You can be with me
[01:50.18] I will always let you win
[01:52.93] I will never be like those other guys
[01:55.60] I will never be your unemployed boyfriend
[02:01.12] --Can you believe he said that to me?!?
[02:03.83] To me, of all people!
[02:05.68] I can't even remember the last time when a guy took me out on a date and actually paid for it
[02:10.27] *This is going to sound a little bit out there
[02:12.95] Yeah this is going to sound a little insane
[02:14.89] But I keep having the same dream
[02:17.63] That you will be the mother of my children someday
[02:22.28] Someday.
[02:25.96] I've heard you sleep with that obnoxoius guy
[02:34.25] I know he is in that famous band
[02:38.83] You look so sad when you are with him
[02:43.45] Yes, I never see him reach to hold your hand
[02:48.94] You can be with me, yes I will treat you like a queen
[02:56.30] I will go to all those chick flick movies
[02:59.16] That I really don't want to see
[03:00.97] You can be with me
[03:03.71] No I will never let you down
[03:06.58] I will never make out with your girlfriends
[03:09.25] When I know you're not around
[03:11.01] You can be with me
[03:12.93] Yeah I just might be the one who will treat you like you're special
[03:19.31] I will always make you cum
[03:22.17] You can be with me
[03:23.99] I will always let you win
[03:26.79] I will never be like those other guys
[03:29.59] I will never be like those other guys!
[03:35.02] I will never be your unemployed boyfriend!
[03:40.53] --Can you believe this?
[03:41.48] I mean, can this be for real?!?
[03:43.25] Then he takes my hand, writes down his number, and just walks away
[03:46.94] I mean, WOW
[03:50.60] But you know, the weird thing is, he's actually kinda cute,
[03:54.29] In a really intense way, ya know like Barry Farell
[03:57.92] Intense but sensitive, anyway i told my bitch big sister about it
[04:04.38] And she just laughed at me, i told her i was really exited about this guy
[04:07.95] I said this could be the guy
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