Drunk By Noon
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โฑ๏ธ 3:02 duration
๐ ID: 2003044
๐ Lyrics
There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
He galloped around until he was hit by a car
Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
Just to remind myself I'll never fly
And sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
If my life was as long as the moon's
I'd still be jealous of the sun
If my life lasted only one day
I'd still be drunk by noon
Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon
Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer
At least then I'd get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
Even if all my questions are taken away
If my life was as long as the moon's
I'd still be jealous of the sun
If my life lasted only one day
I'd still be drunk by noon
I'd still be drunk by noon
He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
He galloped around until he was hit by a car
Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
Just to remind myself I'll never fly
And sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette
Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
If my life was as long as the moon's
I'd still be jealous of the sun
If my life lasted only one day
I'd still be drunk by noon
Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon
Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer
At least then I'd get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
Even if all my questions are taken away
If my life was as long as the moon's
I'd still be jealous of the sun
If my life lasted only one day
I'd still be drunk by noon
I'd still be drunk by noon
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.39] There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
[00:16.40] He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
[00:24.53] And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
[00:32.56] He galloped around until he was hit by a car
[00:41.06] Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
[00:49.29] Just to remind myself I'll never fly
[00:54.72] And sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette
[01:00.88] Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
[01:08.28] If my life was as long as the moon's
[01:13.16] I'd still be jealous of the sun
[01:17.63] If my life lasted only one day
[01:22.63] I'd still be drunk by noon
[01:27.24] Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon
[01:31.76]
[02:01.97] Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer
[02:07.85] At least then I'd get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
[02:14.29] And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
[02:19.98] Even if all my questions are taken away
[02:27.73] If my life was as long as the moon's
[02:32.76] I'd still be jealous of the sun
[02:37.40] If my life lasted only one day
[02:42.47] I'd still be drunk by noon
[02:47.48] I'd still be drunk by noon
[02:53.01]
[00:16.40] He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
[00:24.53] And though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
[00:32.56] He galloped around until he was hit by a car
[00:41.06] Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
[00:49.29] Just to remind myself I'll never fly
[00:54.72] And sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette
[01:00.88] Just to pretend I won't scream when I die
[01:08.28] If my life was as long as the moon's
[01:13.16] I'd still be jealous of the sun
[01:17.63] If my life lasted only one day
[01:22.63] I'd still be drunk by noon
[01:27.24] Yes, I'd still be drunk by noon
[01:31.76]
[02:01.97] Sometimes I hope to come down with cancer
[02:07.85] At least then I'd get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
[02:14.29] And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
[02:19.98] Even if all my questions are taken away
[02:27.73] If my life was as long as the moon's
[02:32.76] I'd still be jealous of the sun
[02:37.40] If my life lasted only one day
[02:42.47] I'd still be drunk by noon
[02:47.48] I'd still be drunk by noon
[02:53.01]