Wig

[00:00.15] What's that on your head? A wig
[00:02.90] What's that on your head? A wig
[00:05.63] I say what's that on your head? A wig
[00:09.75] What's that on your head? A wig
[00:12.67] Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
[00:16.50] Sally's gotta wig
[00:18.48] Ricky's gotta wig
[00:20.41] Baby's gotta wig
[00:22.29] Kate's gotta wig
[00:24.26] Fred's gotta cheap toupee
[00:26.24] Keith's gotta big bouffant on
[00:28.10] We all got wigs, so let's go
[00:35.50] On the neon, neon side of town
[00:43.23] On the neon, neon side of town
[00:51.30] Julia's gotta wig
[00:53.17] Phyllis has a wig
[00:55.09] Cindy's gotta wig
[00:56.88] J.T's gotta wig
[00:59.20] Carol's fall fell
[01:00.85] Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
[01:03.21] We all got wigs, so let's go
[01:10.12] On the neon, neon side of town
[01:17.89] On the neon, neon side of town
[01:41.12] On the neon, neon side of town
[01:48.93] On the neon, neon side of town
[01:57.20] Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match
[02:01.53] My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms
[02:05.66] Did something crawl in your wig and die?
[02:08.80] Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little
[02:13.12] Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'?
[02:16.33] That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head
[02:19.85] Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why?
[02:23.23] 'Cause he didn't want toupee
[02:27.76] On the neon, neon side of town
[02:35.01] On the neon, neon side of town
[02:50.29] What's that on your head? A wig
[02:53.25] What's that on your head? A wig
[02:56.29] I say what's that on your head? A wig
[02:59.90] What's that on your head? A wig
[03:02.96] Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig
[03:06.35] Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
[03:10.05] Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
[03:13.94] Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
[03:17.65] Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
[03:21.89] It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive
[03:29.35] Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
[03:33.41] Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
[03:37.18] Take it (higher), take it (higher)
[03:40.93] Take it (higher), take it (higher)
[03:45.23] It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive
[03:53.25] I love to call my wig "Ilona"
[03:56.37] You should hear what it calls you
[03:59.27] I look like cotton candy
[04:01.29] They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper
[04:05.69] I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head?
[04:08.32] Moose? A moose? Moo
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