Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better)

[00:03.80] Anything you can do,
[00:04.76] I can do better.
[00:06.21] I can do anything
[00:07.77] Better than you.
[00:08.84] No, you can't.
[00:09.68] Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:10.41] Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:12.44] Yes, I can,
[00:13.22] Yes, I can!
[00:15.31] Anything you can be
[00:16.46] I can be greater.
[00:17.96] Sooner or later,
[00:19.06] I'm greater than you.
[00:20.61] No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:21.97] No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:23.32] No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
[00:24.99] Yes, I am!
[00:27.03] I can shoot a partridge
[00:28.22] With a single cartridge.
[00:29.77] I can get a sparrow
[00:31.19] With a bow and arrow.
[00:33.30] I can live on bread and cheese.
[00:35.61] And only on that?
[00:36.93] Yes.
[00:37.63] So can a rat!
[00:39.30] Any note you can reach
[00:40.69] I can go higher.
[00:42.06] I can sing anything
[00:43.46] Higher than you.
[00:45.04] No, you can't. (High)
[00:45.71] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:46.57] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:48.51] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:50.12] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:52.04] Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
[01:01.74] Anything you can buy
[01:02.91] I can buy cheaper.
[01:05.05] I can buy anything
[01:06.28] Cheaper than you.
[01:07.73] Fifty cents?
[01:08.36] Forty cents! Thirty cents?
[01:09.05] Twenty cents! No, you can't!
[01:10.89] Yes, I can,
[01:11.92] Yes, I can!
[01:13.56] Anything you can say
[01:15.07] I can say softer.
[01:16.55] I can say anything
[01:17.97] Softer than you.
[01:19.10] No, you can't. (Softly)
[01:20.07] Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:21.44] Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:25.60] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[01:26.57] YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
[01:27.25] I can drink my liquor
[01:29.52] Faster than a flicker.
[01:30.10] I can drink it quicker
[01:30.75] And get even sicker!
[01:32.01] I can open any safe.
[01:35.17] Without bein' caught?
[01:36.01] Sure.
[01:36.46] That's what I thought--
[01:37.68] You crook!
[01:38.79] Any note you can hold
[01:39.67] I can hold longer.
[01:41.00] I can hold any note
[01:42.33] Longer than you.
[01:43.51] No, you can't.
[01:44.41] Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:45.98] Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:47.70] Yes, I can
[01:48.35] Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
[02:04.45] CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
[02:06.65] Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
[02:07.15] Anything you can wear
[02:08.19] I can wear better.
[02:09.22] In what you wear
[02:10.32] I'd look better than you.
[02:11.83] In my coat?
[02:12.78] In your vest! In my shoes?
[02:14.03] In your hat! No, you can't!
[02:15.40] Yes, I can
[02:16.52] Yes, I CAN!
[02:18.33] Anything you say
[02:19.48] I can say faster.
[02:20.87] I can say anything
[02:22.35] Faster than you.
[02:23.79] No, you can't. (Fast)
[02:24.53] Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
[02:25.87] Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
[02:27.36] YesIcan! (Fastest)
[02:29.16] I can jump a hurdle.
[02:31.03] I can wear a girdle.
[02:32.95] I can knit a sweater.
[02:34.15] I can fill it better!
[02:36.00] I can do most anything!
[02:38.47] Can you bake a pie? No.
[02:39.77] Neither can I.
[02:43.31] Anything you can sing
[02:43.88] I can sing sweeter.
[02:44.75] I can sing anything
[02:46.31] Sweeter than you.
[02:48.43] No, you can't. (Sweetly)
[02:53.11] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[02:58.17] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[03:04.19] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
[03:12.89] Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
[03:20.59] Yes, I can! No, you can't!
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