Playboy, The Shit

teardrops form a shadow
this tongue starts to waggle
that's a lovely dress ya'll
and oh that's just teachin'

and it's not true you know
you swear and all by yourself
as time delivers for a while now
this may not appeal to you
but i can hardly spell my name

a siamese beside his lonely also
and i've been waiting all my life
in spite of this arrangement
moderation on vacation
it's time we all settled down