I Only Play 4 Money

I don't do interviews
I won't sign autographs
Don't you love the star when he's a prick?

I only play 4 money
I don't give a fuck about the fans
I only play 4 money
I don't give a shit if you dance

'Cause you're diggin' on the star
'Cause you're diggin' on the one who's gone so far

If you take my picture
Your camera's smashed

If you send me fan mail
I won't write back
Don't you love the star when he's a prick?

I only play 4 money
I don't give a fuck about the fans
I only play 4 money
So keep your autographed books at home
I don't give a damn

'Cause you're diggin' on the star
'Cause you're diggin' on the one who's gone so far

Ow yeah ow
Oh star
You're gonna be a star
You went far
So far yeah

(I didn't hear a drum you were playing)
(But Modern Drummer is on the phone)
(That was awesome)