Avant Gardener
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โฑ๏ธ 5:12 duration
๐ ID: 1497960
๐ Lyrics
I sleep in late
Another day
Oh, what a wonder
Oh, what a waste
It's a Monday
It's so mundane
What exciting things will happen today?
The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and
I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that, I pull the sheets back
It's 40 degrees and I feel like I'm dying
Life's getting hard in here
So, I do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds
And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
I feel proactive, I pull out weeds
All of a sudden
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
My hands are shaky, my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
Feel like I'm emphysemin'
My throat feels like a funnel
Filled with weetbix and kerosene and
Oh, no, next thing I know
They call up triple A
I'd rather die than owe the hospital 'til I get old
I get adrenalin straight to the heart
I feel like Uma Thurman
Post-overdosing kick-start
Reminds me of the time
When I was really sick
And I had too much psuedoefedryn and I
Couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever 'cause she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
Should've stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane
I take a hit from an asthma puffer
I do it wrong, I was never good at smoking bongs
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
Another day
Oh, what a wonder
Oh, what a waste
It's a Monday
It's so mundane
What exciting things will happen today?
The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and
I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that, I pull the sheets back
It's 40 degrees and I feel like I'm dying
Life's getting hard in here
So, I do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds
And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
I feel proactive, I pull out weeds
All of a sudden
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in
My hands are shaky, my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
Feel like I'm emphysemin'
My throat feels like a funnel
Filled with weetbix and kerosene and
Oh, no, next thing I know
They call up triple A
I'd rather die than owe the hospital 'til I get old
I get adrenalin straight to the heart
I feel like Uma Thurman
Post-overdosing kick-start
Reminds me of the time
When I was really sick
And I had too much psuedoefedryn and I
Couldn't sleep at night
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance
The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
I think she's clever 'cause she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
Should've stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane
I take a hit from an asthma puffer
I do it wrong, I was never good at smoking bongs
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:38.78] I sleep in late
[00:40.97] Another day
[00:43.04] Oh, what a wonder
[00:45.16] Oh, what a waste
[00:47.65] It's a Monday
[00:49.54] It's so mundane
[00:51.60] What exciting things will happen today?
[00:55.96] The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and
[01:00.01] I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
[01:04.27] We should amend that, I pull the sheets back
[01:08.03] It's 40 degrees and I feel like I'm dying
[01:12.78] Life's getting hard in here
[01:14.41] So, I do some gardening
[01:16.64] Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
[01:21.02] The nice lady next door talks of green beds
[01:24.81] And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
[01:29.56] I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
[01:33.36] Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
[01:37.85] I feel proactive, I pull out weeds
[01:42.01] All of a sudden
[01:43.67] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:47.72] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:51.99] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:56.03] I'm having trouble breathing in
[02:02.30]
[02:36.42] My hands are shaky, my knees are weak
[02:40.77] I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
[02:44.59] I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
[02:46.40] Feel like I'm emphysemin'
[02:48.41] My throat feels like a funnel
[02:50.32] Filled with weetbix and kerosene and
[02:53.22] Oh, no, next thing I know
[02:55.30] They call up triple A
[02:57.39] I'd rather die than owe the hospital 'til I get old
[03:01.66] I get adrenalin straight to the heart
[03:05.16] I feel like Uma Thurman
[03:07.14] Post-overdosing kick-start
[03:09.81] Reminds me of the time
[03:11.47] When I was really sick
[03:13.21] And I had too much psuedoefedryn and I
[03:16.12] Couldn't sleep at night
[03:18.04] Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
[03:21.74] He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance
[03:26.41] The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
[03:30.45] I think she's clever 'cause she stops people dying
[03:34.78] Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
[03:38.33] Should've stayed in bed today
[03:40.36] I much prefer the mundane
[03:42.85] I take a hit from an asthma puffer
[03:46.89] I do it wrong, I was never good at smoking bongs
[03:52.72] I'm not that good at breathing in
[03:56.96] I'm not that good at breathing in
[04:00.97] I'm not that good at breathing in
[04:05.55]
[00:40.97] Another day
[00:43.04] Oh, what a wonder
[00:45.16] Oh, what a waste
[00:47.65] It's a Monday
[00:49.54] It's so mundane
[00:51.60] What exciting things will happen today?
[00:55.96] The yard is full of hard rubbish, it's a mess and
[01:00.01] I guess the neighbors must think we run a meth lab
[01:04.27] We should amend that, I pull the sheets back
[01:08.03] It's 40 degrees and I feel like I'm dying
[01:12.78] Life's getting hard in here
[01:14.41] So, I do some gardening
[01:16.64] Anything to take my mind away from where it's supposed to be
[01:21.02] The nice lady next door talks of green beds
[01:24.81] And all the nice things that she wants to plant in them
[01:29.56] I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
[01:33.36] Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
[01:37.85] I feel proactive, I pull out weeds
[01:42.01] All of a sudden
[01:43.67] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:47.72] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:51.99] I'm having trouble breathing in
[01:56.03] I'm having trouble breathing in
[02:02.30]
[02:36.42] My hands are shaky, my knees are weak
[02:40.77] I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
[02:44.59] I'm breathing but I'm wheezing
[02:46.40] Feel like I'm emphysemin'
[02:48.41] My throat feels like a funnel
[02:50.32] Filled with weetbix and kerosene and
[02:53.22] Oh, no, next thing I know
[02:55.30] They call up triple A
[02:57.39] I'd rather die than owe the hospital 'til I get old
[03:01.66] I get adrenalin straight to the heart
[03:05.16] I feel like Uma Thurman
[03:07.14] Post-overdosing kick-start
[03:09.81] Reminds me of the time
[03:11.47] When I was really sick
[03:13.21] And I had too much psuedoefedryn and I
[03:16.12] Couldn't sleep at night
[03:18.04] Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
[03:21.74] He's probably wondering what I'm doing getting in an ambulance
[03:26.41] The paramedic thinks I'm clever 'cause I play guitar
[03:30.45] I think she's clever 'cause she stops people dying
[03:34.78] Anaphylactic and super hypocondriactic
[03:38.33] Should've stayed in bed today
[03:40.36] I much prefer the mundane
[03:42.85] I take a hit from an asthma puffer
[03:46.89] I do it wrong, I was never good at smoking bongs
[03:52.72] I'm not that good at breathing in
[03:56.96] I'm not that good at breathing in
[04:00.97] I'm not that good at breathing in
[04:05.55]