30

[00:08.30] I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike
[00:11.88] I used to wake up with a smile
[00:14.20] And go to bed at night with a dream (ah)
[00:19.59] But now I'm turning 30 (no!)
[00:24.66] I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people
[00:28.64] Who weren't used to meeting someone who was born in 1990
[00:32.99] No way! (Yeah, I was born in 1990)
[00:36.49] Now I'm turning 30
[00:39.93] God, god-damn it!
[00:41.40] I'm (turning 30, turning 30)
[00:43.96] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[00:45.49] Turning (turning 30, turning 30)
[00:48.07] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[00:49.69] Thirty (turning 30, turning 30)
[00:52.24] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[00:53.20] I'm turning 30 (turning 30, turning 30)
[00:56.41] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[00:58.29] When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam
[01:02.21] When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom
[01:06.03] Oh, fuck (oh), how am I thirty? (Oh!)
[01:14.30] I used to make fun of the boomers
[01:16.93] In retrospect, a bit too much
[01:19.05] Now all these fucking zoomers
[01:21.10] Are telling me that I'm out of touch? Oh, yeah?
[01:23.72] Well, your fucking phones are poisoning your minds, okay?
[01:27.22] So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late '20s
[01:30.45] Don't come crawling back to me
[01:31.52] I'm (turning 30, turning 30)
[01:33.96] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[01:35.70] Turning (turning 30, turning 30)
[01:38.19] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[01:39.55] Thirty (turning 30, turning 30)
[01:42.38] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[01:43.39] I'm turning 30 (turning 30, turning 30)
[01:46.55] (Turning 30, turning 30)
[01:47.74] And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
[01:52.44] My stupid friends are having stupid children
[01:56.54] My stupid friends are having stupid children
[02:00.74] My stupid friends are having stupid children
[02:04.48] And now my stupid friends are having stupid children
[02:09.04] My stupid friends are having stupid children
[02:13.11] My stupid friends are having stupid children
[02:17.57] Stupid, fucking ugly, boring children
[02:21.12] It's 2020, and I'm 30, I'll do another ten
[02:25.42] 2030, I'll be 40 and kill myself then
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