Vanz Kant Danz

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,
For the little pig Vanz

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;
The little pig knows what to do,
He's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Watch him or he'll rob you blind.