Hollywood Squares

[00:09.67] I've always said, "I do" too easy
[00:13.56] And now I'm payin' the price
[00:17.55] My weakness for beautiful women
[00:21.11] Is my most expensive vice
[00:24.77] I still believe in matrimony
[00:28.52] But I can't afford another try
[00:32.37] Child support and alimony
[00:35.93] Is just about to bleed me dry
[00:40.98] I got exes all across the country
[00:44.72] And I owe everybody in town
[00:48.35] I got bill collectors callin' me up
[00:52.42] And lawyers tryna track me down
[00:55.72] I'm just one wrong move from the poor house
[01:00.06] But I don't belong in there
[01:03.26] I got so many exes and owe so much
[01:06.95] I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
[01:09.92] Yeah, I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
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[01:24.08] Lookin' back over my love life
[01:27.53] I only have myself to blame
[01:31.39] I guess I should've checked the price tag
[01:35.04] Before I gave 'em my last name
[01:38.42] Now my credit ratin's in the gutter
[01:42.27] And the bottom line sure looks bad
[01:46.20] I'll be payin' the rest of my life
[01:49.51] For the few good times I've had
[01:54.91] I got exes all across the country
[01:58.42] And I owe everybody in town
[02:02.23] I got bill collectors callin' me up
[02:06.31] And lawyers tryna track me down
[02:09.50] I'm just one wrong move from the poor house
[02:13.77] But I don't belong in there
[02:16.96] I got so many exes and owe so much
[02:20.64] I ought to be on Hollywood Squares
[02:23.62] Yeah, they ought to put me on Hollywood Squares
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